The year is 2052. COVID-49 has laid most of the world bare. For the survivors, between The War on Christmas, The Cola Wars, and The War of The War of the Roses (After Michael Douglas became the oldest president in 2048 at the age of 104, copies of his 1989 film “The War of the Roses” became worth their weight in gold) less than 0.00001 percent of the global population remains. The last public order of nachos was made in the New New Arlington Stadium shortly before it was destroyed by the Blood Wave of ‘51. It is an apocalyptic hellscape the likes of which the world has never seen, until of course humanity is completely wiped out by the molten glass rains a few years later. Good thing the Murder Hornets organized global hive government is here to inherit the earth…
The year is 2020. Nachonomics is entering it’s ninth year of nachos and I am only now realizing that when I say “Nachonomics: Year X” the X really means how many years we’ve been posting for. It isn’t currently an apocalyptic hellscape (yet) but we’re all making due with what we’ve got. I can’t say as that I predicted this time last year that the best I would be able to hope for is eating nachos from a restaurant 45 minutes after they made them because that’s how long it took to deliver, but here we are. Don’t worry though, Nachonomics has been here for you the past 8 (!!!) years, and will be here for another 8 still.
3 posts a month x 12 months x 8 years. That’s how many nacho posts you’ve gotten so far AT A MINIMUM, because sometimes you’ve gotten more than three posts a month FOR EIGHT YEARS. That’s a heck of a lot of nacho entertainment you’ve received over the years, and that doesn’t include the various podcasts, magazine interviews, and books as well. With Nachos NY giving up the ghost (and possibly even without it because I have no way to confirm now that their site has lapsed) Nachonomics is now the greatest source of all nacho knowledge on the entirety of the internet, AND WE AREN’T EVEN DONE YET. No, you have years more nacho content to come, even if every restaurant being closed for the time being isn’t helping things.
This is now. Things may be shaky, but one thing that is not is Nachonomics. We’ll be here with nachos as long as you will, and we plan on being here a very long time.. Hope you will as well.