When it comes to Star Wars I might not be an expert, but I can tell my Jar-Jar from my Tauntaun, because I was a child when those came out. Children remember stuff like that and dinosaur names and truck types and whatever you have space in your head for when you don’t need to worry about a job or a life. I was not a child when Harry Potter came out, but I still read all those books and watched the movies because I am a human being living in America following the cultural wave that was the whole wizarding phenomena. That being said, I couldn’t tell you a whole lot about the ol’ Potterverse mythos, but I am aware of the non-alcoholic wizard beer for wizard children known as “Butterbeer”. That’s right, just because you’re a wizard child who doesn’t drink Coke products doesn’t mean you can’t get diabetes or heart problems. Now though, or the end of the month rather, you as well can also get diabetes and heart problems, along with nachos, at a Butterbeer and Nacho food truck!

Because we have in the past made such outrageous accusations about Taco Bell like that they’re ok but you can do better if you want to spend a few bucks more, we’ve been accused of being Taco Bell haters who loathe the common man. Apparently approving of their tasty new Nacho Fries or thinking that they don’t need to give out free nachos just because someone gives birth in their parking lot don’t count for anything, but hey, that’s the internet for you! So perhaps it will blow your mind when we say that there is not one, but in fact TWO new Taco Bell nachos that we are actively looking forward to!