Listen, I can’t deny it, we talk some smack about a lot of non-nacho foods here. It’s nothing personal to them, but this is Nachonomics, and in that fight, we’ve always got nachos’ back. However nobody can eat nachos every day, at least not if you want to maintain a reasonable BMI, so you’ve got to branch out every now and then.
Read MoreMerchandise: We Have a Store
As much as we love Nachonomics in turn we also have to deal with economics, such as the fact that nachos cost money. Oh yeah, and having a website costs money too. The solution, make some money. But by how? Shameless advertising.
Read MoreVideo: Batman on Nachos
Shameless post film tie ins? Yes please. While I went and saw The Dark Knight Rises last night, perhaps when you are seeing it today you will have an order of nachos with you. If so, don’t worry about having to share, Batman doesn’t want them.
Read MoreReview: Moe's Southwest Grill
Hey remember that time you went to that restaurant and you ordered those nachos and they gave you some and you were all like “But this has all those ingredients that I don’t like and none of those ingredients that I like”? Of course you do, and if you say otherwise you’re only lying to me and, even sadder, yourself. But what if I told you that you can have the power in your hands to create your own nachos, with toppings of your own choosing? Madness you say? Nay I say.
Read MoreEssay: July 4th - A Patriotic Salute to your Craw
Like many of you, I plan on spending the 4th of July doing two things; loving America and watching the Coney Island Nathan’s Famous Competitive Hot Dog Eating Competition. This contest of consumption, the Super Bowl of the competitive eating sport, pits twenty men and women against, if not the scum of the meat product world (That distinction goes to Spam and the other potted meats) then it’s inbred cousin, the hot dog. Why does this food get raised to such a level of glory above all others? Is it its apple pie American-ness? A phallic fixation? The congressional lobbying of Big Meat Slurry? Who can say.
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