Is there a better way to end Oct'chober and ring in 'Chovember than with Halloween? No, no there isn't. You also probably shouldn't give out nachos instead of candy, parents will think you're trying to put razor blades in it or something. Can you even buy razor blades just by themselves these days? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Essay: There was a time when you had to define "Nachos" for people
If you’ve been on the internet at all this week chances are you encountered this picture from a time when the Baltimore Orioles baseball team had to define to their stadium patrons what nachos were. I know, talk about the dark ages, but this artifact doesn’t lie, pics or it didn’t happen and all that. How could such a thing as people not knowing what nachos were be?
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Ladies, my lips will be cheesy today...
Halloween, Christmas, 4th of July, all holidays with recognizable dates that your calendar probably already has marked. One day however that is probably not on said calendar (and if it is please let me know as that's a calendar I would like to purchase) is October 21st, International Nachos Day. And by "October" I of course mean "Octchober" because if there's a day to make nacho puns on it is today.
So how do we celebrate such a day? Some people try and consume five pounds of nachos in one shot. Others leave an empty chair and place setting at their table in tonight during their nacho dinner in honor of Ignacio Anaya. Really so long as you're eating some nachos in some fashion you're probably good. And perhaps if you're lucky the spirit of Ignacio Anaya will come visit you tonight, as this is the one day of the year when the veils between the worlds are weak enough that he is allowed to venture forth in search of the perfect plate of nachos...
Who wouldn't want a visit from a spirit like this?
Nachos Time: Nachos in the News - Baseball, Stadium Nachos, Taco Bell, and Hate Crimes
Nachos Time: Nachos in the News - A convenient mouthful of short form nacho news, topped with the cheese of truth, jalapeno slices of journalism, beans of education, and other toppings of various questionable informative analogies. We bring you nacho news one chip at a time.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a problem in the world, and it's our stupid patent system. Normally I just bitch and moan about these kinds of things and never do anything about it because it doesn't mess with my life at all, but now it's hit home. It's hit nachos.
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