So there's a thing going on today that legally we're not able to say the name of, but let's just say that it involves a leather ovoid shaped thing that people carry down an expanse of grass with their hands despite it being named after another of their appendages. As said sport is heavy on the love of nachos hopefully you will enjoy some, perhaps with chips the color of the team that you want to win, or whatever goddamn color of chips you want, because this is America, and these colors don't run. And freedom ain't free. Love it or leave it. Whatever, just eat some nachos.
Play With Your Food: Sara's Cooking Class - Nachos & Dip
Like most people growing up in the “Millennial Generation” I am quite a fan of video games. This is all well and good until it's combined with also being a fan of nachos, as a sedentary lifestyle plus bad for you food equals increased bodily fatty deposits. If only there was some other way to combine the two loves, some kind of nacho video game for example. A quick Google later and I had found such a game and after a long period of extended boredom I had come to the conclusion that there was a reason why nacho related games weren't a big thing
Read MoreNachos Time: Nachos in the News - Basketball, Velveeta Shortage, "Portable" "Nachos", and Nachos Down Under
Nachos Time: Nachos in the News - A convenient mouthful of short form nacho news, topped with the cheese of truth, jalapeno slices of journalism, beans of education, and other toppings of various questionable informative analogies. We bring you nacho news one chip at a time.
Read MoreReview: Qdoba Mexican Grill
Handmade Tortilla Chips, Black Beans, Pulled Pork, 3-Cheese Queso, Pico de Gallo, Shredded Cheese, Sour Cream
Qdoba is a Mexicanish restaurant that has been around for awhile and in the past, when I was a young lad, I had been there a time or two and was surprised that they offered no nachos. NO NACHOS!?!? That’s right, there are never enough interrobangs to express the questions and exclamations behind a Mexican place that doesn’t have nachos. I figured that at a restaurant where they don’t even put a “U” after the “Q” in their name perhaps not having nachos isn’t that strange. I never returned. Until last week. And they now have nachos.
Read MoreObligatory Best of 2013 Post
In feeling that we would be remiss in not posting a “Best Nachonomics of 2013”, we’re jumping on that bandwagon. Here you go!
REVIEWS
BEST: Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade Nachos
The visit, subsequent overeating, and interview with the good people at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade is possibly the finest on the site. Plus they had some of the craziest nachos we’ve ever seen.
RUNNER UP: Bigfoot Food and Spirits
My first visit to the Seattle/Tacoma airport I didn’t have time to visit and I thought I might never get a chance to have nachos with Bigfoot meat. On my second I almost missed my flight, but the nachos were so good it was worth it. Sadly they did not offer Bigfoot meat as a topping.
VIDEO
BEST: Orbit's Nacho-Human Hybrid
One of the most disgusting things we’ve ever seen on screen, and we’ve seen Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom.
RUNNER UP: Nachos and Baseball
Nachos, they’re not just for Earth anymore, but you probably wouldn’t want to eat them in space.
RUNNER UP: United States of Nachos: The Guy Fieriing of Food Reality Television
Nobody wants to see a TV chef that's all douched up, and that's one of the reason you probably don’t want to see a nacho show.
OTHER
BEST: NachoProviCon: Day One
There is no better combo than H.P. Lovecraft and nachos, however the nacho tour of Providence, Rhode Island was sadly as lacking as the author was racist.
RUNNER UP: T'was The Nacho Before Christmas
Guaranteed to be the only Christmas story you read this year where Krampus gets punched in the junk.
Well that’s 2013 in a nutshell. If you think that’s some good nacho news, just wait for 2014, it’ll be full of double plus good nacho news! Have an excellent New Years Eve and watchout for the New Year’s Baby. Legend has it that if you’re alone after dark it will sneak into your place and suck a year of your life away to remain forever young.