The Field Guide to Nachos Liveish Post #2

September 15, 2014 Nachonomics

Still in the process of moving the Nachonomics offices, all things are still not yet in order. This is why you need to get your act together and get your workspace cleaned up to facilitate the creative process.

Much better. As you can see the important things that you need are your art book (in black), your master script (center), graph paper (left), various pens, and your bootleg light box. If you're a REAL artist you might have a REAL light box, but if you don't a shadow box and Christmas lights are a perfectly good substitute.

The Field Guide to Nachos Liveish Post #1

September 15, 2014 Nachonomics

Hello there, and welcome to the liveish posting of the creating of The Field Guide to Nachos. Let's begin shall we?

Merchandise: Piedras Negras Nachos Stickers

September 5, 2014 Nachonomics

Like one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (I'm going to say Famine) in signaling the upcoming release of The Field Guide to Nachos we now have for your purchasing enjoyment Piedras Negras Nachos Stickers. Where? Well, right here! You can get 5 of these beautiful babies for $5. Is there a better deal? I don't think so, but that's me, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't biased.

Review: Smokey Bones

August 25, 2014 Dex Gormenghast

Tortilla Chips, Homemade Queso, Cheddar Jack Cheese, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Shredded Lettuce, Sour Cream, Homemade Fire-Roasted Salsa, Sliced Jalapeños, Pulled Pork.

“Dude, you never guess what I seen!”

“Bra, what is it?”

“Yo, I went to this restaurant and the first thing I seen on the wall is a poster about jackin’ off yo!”

“Bah, no way!”

“Yes way, and right next to that is a big ol’ one about a big ol’ RACK of ribs!”

“Dude, that doesn’t seem out of the ordinary.”

“Naw man, when they were saying RACK what they were really implying was some BIG OL’ TITTTAAAAYYYYSSSSS!!! You know I likes lookin’ at some BIG OL’ TITTTAAAAYYYYSSSSS when I’m scarfing down on some ‘chos!

“Bro, I don’t know if I can bring my gammy to a restaurant, no matter how good the nachos are, if there are signs about talking impolitely about a woman’s mammaries or the act of masterbation.”

“Nnnaaawwww, they don’t say nothin about no beatin’ no meat, they call it “pulled pork”, you see, it’s a metaphor yo. A METAPHOR!”

Where's the Beef? Vegan Views with Nicole Brodeur: Native Foods

August 15, 2014 Nicole Brodeur

Homemade Corn Tortilla Chips, Black Beans, Native Taco Meat, Native Chipotle Crema, Native Cheese, Salsa Fresca, Guacamole, Corn, Green Onions, Cilantro and Jalapenos

Listen, you may put the "carne" in "carnivore", but do you know anything about vegan food? More importantly, do you know anything about vegan NACHOS? I know I don't, and that's why our guest reviewer is here to offer us a vegan view.