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Review: JOSÉ OLÉ Nacho Bites

January 25, 2015 Dex Gormenghast
Spoiler Alert: These are about as much nachos as that kitten is, and that kitten is no nachos.

Spoiler Alert: These are about as much nachos as that kitten is, and that kitten is no nachos.

Sometimes you’re home alone. Sometimes you just want something hot and easy to cook. Sometimes you just want something cheesy and greasy. Sometimes you don’t, but when you do and want something nacho related while wandering around the frozen food section you may come across a consumable called “Nacho Bites”.

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Review: Taco Bell XXL Nachos

January 15, 2015 Dex Gormenghast
"Tortilla chips prepared fresh daily piled high with hearty beans, a three-cheese blend, warm nacho cheese sauce, guacamole, pico de gallo, reduced-fat sour cream, and steak, steak and more steak."

"Tortilla chips prepared fresh daily piled high with hearty beans, a three-cheese blend, warm nacho cheese sauce, guacamole, pico de gallo, reduced-fat sour cream, and steak, steak and more steak."

Let’s get this out of the way right up front: shortly after consuming this order of XXL Nachos at Taco Bell I had a spurting case of diarrhea. Ha ha ha, we get it, Taco Bell is low hanging fruit, but that poop was a fact.

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A Friend in Nachos: I Enjoy Nachos

January 5, 2015 Nachonomics

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one lined in nachos and it led me to Nachonomics. I do sometimes wonder though what would have happened if I took that other road to making a website, which was also lined in nachos coincidentally, and now I have an answer; the site would have been I Enjoy Nachos.

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Obligatory End of Year Post

December 31, 2014 Nachonomics
"Oxymoron" Derek Sotak, 2014

"Oxymoron" Derek Sotak, 2014

Tonight is the annual end of the year, celebrated world over by people who care about such things. New York City is America's capital of New Year's Eve and if you were there you could go to Bill Murray's son's Nacho related NYE party, or if you have $999 to spare you can go to Guy Fieri's trash swill dinner bash mess.  Alternately you can sit at home and read The Field Guide to Nachos, or, you know, go hang out with some friends like a regular human being. We're not going to tell you how to live your life, but do have a safe and happy New Year.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY CRIMBO!

December 25, 2014 Nachonomics

Wishing you a lovely holiday from all of us here at Nachonomics. Hopefully Krampus didn't get you or your loved ones.

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
$20.00

A copy of "The Field Guide to Nachos", "Nachos & You", and "Recipes from the Nachonomicon". This is literally and literately all the nacho knowledge you will ever require.

The Field Guide to Nachos, a pocket sized reference to the history, types, and background of the greatest of Mexican delicacies.

  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

  • KNOW... the real difference between natural cheese versus pasteurized processed cheese product. It's terrifying.

  • DIFFERENTIATE... between kinds of popular nachos that are to be found in our modern restaurants.

Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.

  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

  • LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.

  • KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.

  • EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.

Recipes from the Nachonomicon, a pocket sized cookbook of all the finest types of nachos from throughout the ages, all now easily available at your fingertips.

  • READ... The History of the Nachonomicon and how it became the blueprint for all the nachos you know and love today!

  • LEARN... How to cook the finest examples of each member of the nacho family from "Artisanal" to "Single Serving." (There's no general type of nacho that begins with "Z" so that's as good as it gets alphabet wise, and I wouldn't want to trick you into thinking there was a type of called "ZBBQ Nachos" or something.)

  • KNOW... The joy that comes of making you, or a loved one, a delicious meal of nachos that will both satiate your hunger and allow you to know the true satisfaction of being able to provide the sustenance to keep a human being alive.

  • TASTE... Nachos, and lots of them, once you make them of course.

With these three books, you can feel secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to give a T.E.D. talk on every single aspect of nachos. Probably closer to three T.E.D. talks as a matter of fact! Do they even let you do that? I don't know, but with nacho knowledge like yours you will undoubtedly be the first!

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