R-O-C-K IN THE U-S-A! R-O-C-K IN THE U-S-A! N-A-C-H-O-S IN YOUR M-O-U-T-H! N-A-C-H-O-S IN YOUR M-O-U-T-H! That's right, it's America's birthday again, and another birthday where the traditional hot dogs and hamburger BBQ pales in comparison to the awesomeness of what PATRIOT NACHOS could deliver in their place. Delivering a two fisted punch of bald eagle and purple mountains majesty is what I'm talking about, but also being able to eat a food in the shape of the flag of your country is about as patriotic as you can get.
And you might say "But I don't live in the United States!" or "It's not my country's birthday!" or "My flag doesn't look anything like that!". Firstly, not a problem, you can still celebrate 4th of July with some PATRIOT NACHOS, just think of it like celebrating a Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick's Day, which it occurs to me that other countries probably don't celebrate in the wanton and debauched way the US does. So maybe just use your imagination about everything you think the 4th of July should be and you'll be good. As for it not being your country's birthday, well hopefully you know what your respective one is and should save partying for then. And lastly if your flag looks entirely different you may have to modify your design a bit toppingwise, but I trust you to pull it off.
So stock up on your fireworks, bald eagles, apple pies, Uncle Sams, and nachos of course, and live it up. Just be careful to not blow your fingers off with the fireworks, get your eyes pecked out by eagles, burst your gut with apple pie, lose in a beard off to Uncle Sam, and of course miss out and damage your very soul by NOT chowing down on some nachos. #USA #nachos #growapairica
