Another year, another National Nacho Day. One of the holiest days of the nacho year, it is rivaled only by International Nacho Day, Cinco De Mayo, The Day of the Dead, and Ignacio Anaya's Birthday, if you are of the opinion that Ignacio was actually born of woman on a certain day and not a manifestation of mankind's need for a world with nachos that has always existed of course. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life or believe your nacho beliefs, but I will tell you that you should go out and enjoy some nachos today. Will I be doing so? Ppsht, you know it, but I would have to tear my degree in Nachonomics to pieces, cover them in the cheapest crummy nacho squeezy cheeze, heat them in the microwave and eat them if I didn't. Don't be that gross guy, get some real nachos today and allow the lucky smile of Ignacio smile upon you for another year.
The Great London Nacho Meetup: A.K.A. Lie Back and Think of Nachos
If you happen to be in the greater London area tonight, November 4th, at 7pm, also known as 19:00 in local time, feel free to swing by El Camion in SoHo and say hello to the American Gentleman with gigantic hair and a nacho shirt as that will be me, eating and reviewing nachos LIVE! Will it be a good time? Yes. Will the nachos also be good? El Camion has assured me yes, but of that we shall see...
Essay: Nope, Nachos are not "Fundamentally Flawed"
I have heard rumors that there are some rage filled people who will go online just to rail against the world. Everything they read on the internet infuriates them and causes them to write out poisonous screeds of the blackest vitriol. “What a bunch of nuts!” I thought. “I’ll never be that upset about anything to do such a thing!” I thought. That was a beautiful time in my life. Then one day I stumbled across an article entitled “Nachos Are Fundamentally Flawed”, and that was it for me.
Read MoreReview: Buffalo Wild Wings
Chili, Pico de Gallo, Shredded Lettuce, Fresh Jalapenos, Queso, Salsa, Chicken.
When you think of douchey restaurants there are a few that instantly come to mind, notably anything that falls under the “Breasturant” purview; Your Hooters, Tilted Kilts, Twin Peaks, Food n’ Tits, etc. Below that you have your douche casual, or bro light, eateries, what amount to glorified sports bars of which today’s spotlight shines upon. I’m talking about Buffalo Wild Wings, a location showcasing the an ungulate so anatomically incorrect that not even William Thomas Cox’s 1910 Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods, With a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts includes them.
Read MoreOCTCHOBER: NACHO NEWS & THE NACHO NEWS NETWORK & NACHOS & YOU
As we enter the spookiest month of the nacho year, Octchober (which comes before the second scariest month of the year, 'Chovember) it's best to round up a few outstanding administrative news pieces. Administrative NACHO news related pieces, as if we were going to discuss any other kind on this site. Also the above Halloween related nachos can be found at Knott's Scary Farm during the horror season, if you're in the area of course. Did I ever tell you how my friends and I summoned the evil god Knott at summer camp on year and then had to cast it back into the abyss from whence it came? Now that is a scary story, but not one fit for a nacho page. Ask me in real life and I'll tell you, but it might turn your hair white, WITH TERROR.
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