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Review: El Camion - Rule Chiptania, Part 3.

December 5, 2015 Derek Sotak

There comes a time in every man’s journey to a foreign country with the purpose of eating nachos when he realizes that he is going to eat his last nacho. It’s a very important time in a human’s life, and makes one wonder what started the grand journey of worldwide nacho consumption; where it would end, and where it all began. For me, it was with a single tweet.

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ONE DAY LEFT OF NACHO DEALS BEFORE KRAMPUS STEALS THEM AWAY!

December 4, 2015 Nachonomics
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We all know that the evening of December 5th heralds Krampusnacht, the night that Krampus strolls the land stealing away bad children to take them off to hell. But do you know what else he is stealing off? THE CRAZY DEALS HAPPENING IN OUR STORE! That's right, 12/5 will be the last day you can make off with these steals of deals before next year, so if you want any to stuff your stockings you better pick them up while you still can!

In 2015 Tags Merchandise, T'was The Nacho Before Christmas
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BLACK FRIDAY NACHO SALE! SALE! SIZZALE!

November 25, 2015 Nachonomics

This Friday (11/28) don't go out in the cold to wait in a crowd of a bunch of maniacs who would kill and trample you to save $5 on a TV, sit inside toasty warm and on your computer and get what the nacho lover in your life REALLY wants: Namely any of our fine nacho goods made to amuse and inform. Do you like deals? Do you like deals up to 50% off? DO YOU LIKE DEALS, DELAS, DIZZEALS? You'll find them at our store this Friday. Forget about Cyber Mondays, I don't even know what those are, Black Friday Nacho Sale is where it is truly at.

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Review: Tortilla - Rule Chiptania - Part 2.

November 25, 2015 Derek Sotak
Cheese Sauce, Jalapenos, Pico de Gallo, Guacamole, Carnitas

Cheese Sauce, Jalapenos, Pico de Gallo, Guacamole, Carnitas

Remember back when I said “So, 5000+ miles, or 8046.72+ kilometers, from Mexico, nachos can still be pretty damn tasty. I’m sure this will be reflected across all the other nachos I would eat during the rest of my London trip, right? Right? Right?” Well as I learned on my second tangle with the nachos of London, not necessarily so much.

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Nacho Cake, for your Nacho Birthday

November 19, 2015 Nachonomics

While the Caketress/Cakemonger may not be able to differentiate between a "nacho" and a "chip", this is still a damn delicious looking cake I hope someone makes me for my birthday. Or just for the hell of it.

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
$20.00

A copy of "The Field Guide to Nachos", "Nachos & You", and "Recipes from the Nachonomicon". This is literally and literately all the nacho knowledge you will ever require.

The Field Guide to Nachos, a pocket sized reference to the history, types, and background of the greatest of Mexican delicacies.

  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

  • KNOW... the real difference between natural cheese versus pasteurized processed cheese product. It's terrifying.

  • DIFFERENTIATE... between kinds of popular nachos that are to be found in our modern restaurants.

Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.

  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

  • LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.

  • KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.

  • EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.

Recipes from the Nachonomicon, a pocket sized cookbook of all the finest types of nachos from throughout the ages, all now easily available at your fingertips.

  • READ... The History of the Nachonomicon and how it became the blueprint for all the nachos you know and love today!

  • LEARN... How to cook the finest examples of each member of the nacho family from "Artisanal" to "Single Serving." (There's no general type of nacho that begins with "Z" so that's as good as it gets alphabet wise, and I wouldn't want to trick you into thinking there was a type of called "ZBBQ Nachos" or something.)

  • KNOW... The joy that comes of making you, or a loved one, a delicious meal of nachos that will both satiate your hunger and allow you to know the true satisfaction of being able to provide the sustenance to keep a human being alive.

  • TASTE... Nachos, and lots of them, once you make them of course.

With these three books, you can feel secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to give a T.E.D. talk on every single aspect of nachos. Probably closer to three T.E.D. talks as a matter of fact! Do they even let you do that? I don't know, but with nacho knowledge like yours you will undoubtedly be the first!

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