While nachos are one of my favorite things to talk about, it’s not often that I get to talk on here about my OTHER favorite things. Sure, every few years I get to go off on H. P. Lovecraft during NachoProviCon, but never before have I had a chance to talk about one of my favorite actors, A Clockwork Orange star, Malcolm McDowell. Until now that is, when I coincidentally chose a nacho product he happened to be the spokesperson for. So without further ado, “Today we will be preparing Lunchables Uploaded Walking Tacos.”
Read MoreObligatory Valentine's Day Post
When people think of the heart, typically on days like Valentine's or during a break up or quadruple bypass, they typically envision the classic upturned butt shape with a triangle below it rather than the fist sized pumping organ that dwells within us all. This is fine, as after all organs are gross and don't really get one in the mood for love, and if they do you should consult psychiatric help ASAP least the police find you in the pit full of dismembered body parts you are living in while you chow down on heart after heart of your unlucky victims. Every now and then you should think of your heart though, especially as a nacho fan for the dish itself is not the most heart healthy. This Valentine's Day, give your loved one the ultimate gift, get your heart checked out to make sure you aren't at risk of a heart attack from the massive amount of nachos you consume. 610,000 heart related deaths occur a year in the United States so be sure to take care of yourself, because you don't want Death to be your date for Valentine's. The more you know, play theme twinkle.
Review: Mama Kwan's Grill and Tiki Bar
Crisp Nacho Chips, Blackened Tuna, Cheese, Greens, Cabbage, Red Onion, Tomato, Scallions, Lime Sour Cream, Salsa
Have you ever wanted to eat at a Tiki Bar? Have you ever wanted to eat fish on your nachos? Have you ever wanted to drink a drink out of the trepanned skull of a monkey? Well, if you happen to be down in North Carolina’s Outer Banks, now you can!
Read MoreEssay: Nachos in the 70's
We all remember the seventies right? The Franco-Prussian War, the Invention of the Phonograph, Lewis Carroll publishing Through the Looking-Glass, the extinction of the Atlas Bear. Wild times. Oh, wait, you meant the 1970’s? Well, I’m not exactly sure what happened then, um, probably some wars in the Middle East, that’s a safe bet. Some president did some things that some Americans liked and others didn’t? Oh, and nachos got a bad rap I’m sure they didn’t deserve, that’s a guarantee.
Read MoreNachonomics at Sundance!
If any of you fancy pants happen to find yourself at Sundance this weekend and are sick of watching films, use your eyes to read a book about nachos, or rather TWO books about nachos at the Kickstarter Green Room. Which books? Why, The Field Guide to Nachos, and Nachos & You of course (BOTH AVAILABLE HERE)! Hollywood, I am available for both nachos books and nacho films, just let me know.