So here we are, Super Bowl Sunday, and you need to be making some nachos ASAP for your big ol' party tonight. Foolishly you did not pick up a copy of Recipes from the Nachonomicon, and no way is that going to get to you by tonight, so what are you going to do? Well if you have $1,296, want to eat 399,593 calories, or dip your chips in a plastic bin of dip, you can whip up a batch of the above nachos, or you can peruse the Epic Meal Time back catalogue below for something perhaps a little more reasonable to sup upon. It's up to you, but right here we have literally saved you dozens of clicks trying to compile all these! More time for Go Footballing!
Nachos: The Podcast, A Peak Behind the Chips
Hey, remember 5 months ago when Nachos: The Podcast was announced and then never spoken of again? Well, that is the case no longer! Above you can get a little preview of what episode one might be covering, and if you were a backer of the Recipes From The Nachonomicon Kickstarter you have an even better idea of what we are talking about.
"So what is this podcast even going to be? I listen to so many podcasts every week that I don't have time for a new one to get thrown into the mix!" You say, shouting with rage because there are so many wonderful things to experience in this world and not nearly enough time for them. Don't worry, we're shooting for something more along the line of an occasional thing like the late Getting On with James Urbaniak podcast (James is still alive, the podcast does not appear to be) so you'll never know when you fire up your podcast player whether an episode will appear or not! Mysterious! If that's not enough for you of course there is always our weekly (save the last Wednesday of the month) nachos and horror podcast, The Horror of Nachos and Hamantaschen if you need a constant fix.
In the meantime though you'll just have to let this little jingle hold you over, made by the good people, and friends of Nachonomics, over at the Clash of the Type-ins podcast.
Essay: The Nacho Donut
There exists a Nacho Donut. Enough said? No, not nearly enough said.
Read MoreReview: The British Beer Company
Tortilla Bowl, Newcastle Chili, Tortilla Chips, Cheddar, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Shredded Lettuce, Jalapenos, Black Olives, Salsa, Sour Cream, Guacamole.
‘ALLO ‘ALLO ‘ALLO, WHOT’S ALL THIS THEN? WHERE’S ME FISH AN CHIPS? WHERE’S ME BANGERS AN MASH? WHERE’S ME BUBBLE AN SQUEEK? WHERE’S ME (INSERT COMICAL NAME OF A FOOD) AN (INSERT COMICAL NAME OF ANOTHER FOOD)? WHERE’S THE OTHER STEREOTYPICAL BRITISH FOOD IN THIS STEREOTYPICAL BRITISH PUB? Oh, they do have Fish and Chips? And Bangers and Mash? And Pies and Pasties? Well, perhaps they meet the Britishness required of a The British Beer Company, but do they meet the NACHONESS?
Read MoreObligatory End of Year Post, 2016
"BEAVER TOWNSHIP, OH -- An Ohio woman caught soliciting sex had an odd request, according to police in Beaver Township... According to police, Hotlosz was "very adamant about getting the nachos," and asked the officer several times if he had them, as well as any cash."
Now that's some of the best nacho news you will hear this year, especially if you happen to live in Beaver Township OH, but it's not the only things of nacho note that occurred in 2016. There was also...
"RECIPES FROM THE NACHONOMICON" WAS RELEASED!
NACHONOMICS WAS FEATURED AT SUNDANCE!
A SAMPLING OF FINE NACHOS!
A SAMPLING OF NOT FINE NACHOS!
NUMEROUS NACHO ESSAYS BOTH INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING!
Nachos in the 70's - Cazu Marzu: The Most Dangerous Cheese on the Planet
Yes indeed, it was quite a damn-jam-packed year of nachos. Will 2017 be even better? Who can say?
Me. I can say. And I say that it will.
