So here we are, Super Bowl Sunday, and you need to be making some nachos ASAP for your big ol' party tonight. Foolishly you did not pick up a copy of Recipes from the Nachonomicon, and no way is that going to get to you by tonight, so what are you going to do? Well if you have $1,296, want to eat 399,593 calories, or dip your chips in a plastic bin of dip, you can whip up a batch of the above nachos, or you can peruse the Epic Meal Time back catalogue below for something perhaps a little more reasonable to sup upon. It's up to you, but right here we have literally saved you dozens of clicks trying to compile all these! More time for Go Footballing!
Review: Taco Bell Nacho Fries
A side of nacho cheese sauce dip. An order of Nacho Fries. A Nacho Fries BellGrande. A medium Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Is this heaven? In this hell? No, this is Taco Bell, and this is day one of the limited release of Nacho Fries. I hope you’re ready to come on this trip with me.
Read MoreNACHO FRIES TODAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
Unless you've been living under a log, you know that Taco Bell is releasing their Nacho Fries today. But as Nachonomics only releases posts on the 5th/15th/25th, this means we'd miss out on a whole news cycle on nacho fry information while you were waiting, salivating, to see if you should try them. FEAR NOT. We will be having a special release TOMORROW to cover this groundbreaking nacho product news. "Why not try some for lunch and then write about them?" You ask, but don't. The answer is that with the time it takes to fully purge my body and enter my personal sensory deprivation chamber with nothing but a pack of these to fully experience them there would be no way with the 24 hour chamber time lock I'd be able to fully address them before then. Seriously, when you're looking at getting a personal deprivation chamber, the time lock is the way to go. Equally as serious, my desire to go HAM on these nacho fries. Until tomorrow.
Essay: Taco Bell's BELLUMINATI
Country music legend Charlie Daniels may be a fan of jokes and japes about a fiddle playing devil, but there’s one thing that to him is no laughing matter: Taco Bell joking about The Illuminati. In a new ad by the fast food company to promote their dollar menu, Taco Bell hypotheses that it couldn’t possibly be them responsible for such an excellently discounted menu, so it must be The Illuminati. Or the Taco Bell oriented wing of The Illuminati, known as The BELLuminati. See what they did there? Charlie Daniels however is not having any of this.
Read MoreVIDEO: Ruin that diet!
Here it is, five whole days (well, 4 and 5/12ths) into 2018, and how is everyone doing? Make some New Year's resolutions? Resolve to maybe eat a little better this year? Maybe eat less nachos than in 2017 so that when you go get your yearly physical your doctor doesn't yell at you because your blood is so thick with grease and cheese? Well if you haven't already given up on dieting and eating better and living healthier and exercising more, feel free to do so now, because look at these babies! There's no cheese and there are apples, so that's healthy right? The only person you'd be lying to is yourself if you had some... could you live with that?