2018 Obligatory Valentine's Day Nachos

During Christmas you thought up ahead and stocked up on bags of chips from whatever company makes red and green ones for the holiday. You were worried you'd have to go for some dark orange chips and say that they were red, but you were prepared. You've slowly been eating the green chips out of the bag, leaving only red ones for that special day with that special someone. You set your oven to broil and arrange the red chips into a heart, knowing that your special human will see it as both a sign of your love and a sign of your impending mortality via coronary issues thanks to eating too many nachos. You carefully place the cheese and jalapenos so as to not lose the the shape of the heart, but to also make sure that the fact that these ARE nachos is not forgotten, and place them in the oven. Your loved one arrives just as they finish cooking and the two of you sit down with a bottle of tequila and a bouquet of roses, eating, drinking, and making love for hours. This is true love. Happy Valentine's Day.

SSSUUUPPPEEERRR BBBOOOWWWLLL!!!

So here we are, Super Bowl Sunday, and you need to be making some nachos ASAP for your big ol' party tonight. Foolishly you did not pick up a copy of Recipes from the Nachonomicon, and no way is that going to get to you by tonight, so what are you going to do? Well if you have $1,296, want to eat 399,593 calories, or dip your chips in a plastic bin of dip, you can whip up a batch of the above nachos, or you can peruse the Epic Meal Time back catalogue below for something perhaps a little more reasonable to sup upon. It's up to you, but right here we have literally saved you dozens of clicks trying to compile all these! More time for Go Footballing!

NACHO FRIES TODAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

Unless you've been living under a log, you know that Taco Bell is releasing their Nacho Fries today. But as Nachonomics only releases posts on the 5th/15th/25th, this means we'd miss out on a whole news cycle on nacho fry information while you were waiting, salivating, to see if you should try them. FEAR NOT. We will be having a special release TOMORROW to cover this groundbreaking nacho product news. "Why not try some for lunch and then write about them?" You ask, but don't. The answer is that with the time it takes to fully purge my body and enter my personal sensory deprivation chamber with nothing but a pack of these to fully experience them there would be no way with the 24 hour chamber time lock I'd be able to fully address them before then. Seriously, when you're looking at getting a personal deprivation chamber, the time lock is the way to go. Equally as serious, my desire to go HAM on these nacho fries. Until tomorrow.