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Nachonomics: Year Six

May 5, 2018 Nachonomics

One, two, nachos for you. Three, four, eat nachos some more. Five, six, holy moley, Nachonomics has been around for six years now! Did I ever think when I was but a wee child of less than six that I would be writing about a singular food for longer than I have been alive? No, no I did not, but here we are!

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7‑Eleven Tots: The $2 Tater Totcho Bar of your Dreams

April 25, 2018 Nachonomics

I don’t know if you know this, but tater tots are hot right now. In fact, to quote 7-Eleven director of fresh food Robin Murphy, “Tots are hot,” and since you now have two people saying that you know it must be true. What is also true is that 7-Eleven is now installing tater tot bars in participating stores, so you know what that means: there are now tater totcho bars probably right down your street.

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Nachonomics, LIVE-ish!

April 15, 2018 Nachonomics

It's that time of year again, time for Nachonomics to hit the road and peddle its nacho wares!

Should you happen to be out in Massachusetts' Pioneer Valley (Namely South Hadley, Saturday, April 21st) stop by Plains Elementary at 267 Granby St. between 9:30am and 3pm for Craft Fest! Mother's Day is May 13th, and what would a better gift be than a set of nacho books? 4/20 is the day before, and marijuana is legal in Massachusetts, so we all know that you'll probably be pretty hungry on Saturday, perhaps for some nachos? Or maybe you just need a nacho shirt for you works annual Company Nacho Party. Any reason for nachos is acceptable, we won't judge. Hope you can make it!

 
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Essay: Nachos & Booze

April 5, 2018 Nachonomics

From boxcar riding hobos to the highest echelons of the Illuminati, nachos are a food fit for all humans, but what do you drink with them? While not every order of nachos is going to taste the same, the secret of matching a potable with an edible is picking one with a complimentary flavor profile to the other. You are of course in control of your own beverage destiny, but let me science you up some facts as to what beer, wine, and spirits play best with the greatest food of all foods.

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Review: Red Rock Grill & Bar 2 - The Non-Breakfast Version of their Nachos

March 25, 2018 Nachonomics

Monterey Jack Cheese, Tomatoes, Salsa, Sour Cream, Jalapenos, BBQ Pulled Chicken

Do you believe in kismet? Here I sat, pondering which nachos I should write about on this day while I looked through my gallery of unwritten nachos. One little beauty caught my eye, a pretty little thing covered in pulled chicken. I knew it was from Red Rock Grill & Bar in Upton, MA. I knew I had written about their excellent breakfast nachos before. I searched the ol’ Nachonomics for my previous review and saw that EXACTLY TWO YEARS AGO TODAY I reviewed their breakfast nachos. It can be nothing but fate that today I review their regular nachos.

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
$20.00

A copy of "The Field Guide to Nachos", "Nachos & You", and "Recipes from the Nachonomicon". This is literally and literately all the nacho knowledge you will ever require.

The Field Guide to Nachos, a pocket sized reference to the history, types, and background of the greatest of Mexican delicacies.

  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

  • KNOW... the real difference between natural cheese versus pasteurized processed cheese product. It's terrifying.

  • DIFFERENTIATE... between kinds of popular nachos that are to be found in our modern restaurants.

Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.

  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

  • LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.

  • KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.

  • EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.

Recipes from the Nachonomicon, a pocket sized cookbook of all the finest types of nachos from throughout the ages, all now easily available at your fingertips.

  • READ... The History of the Nachonomicon and how it became the blueprint for all the nachos you know and love today!

  • LEARN... How to cook the finest examples of each member of the nacho family from "Artisanal" to "Single Serving." (There's no general type of nacho that begins with "Z" so that's as good as it gets alphabet wise, and I wouldn't want to trick you into thinking there was a type of called "ZBBQ Nachos" or something.)

  • KNOW... The joy that comes of making you, or a loved one, a delicious meal of nachos that will both satiate your hunger and allow you to know the true satisfaction of being able to provide the sustenance to keep a human being alive.

  • TASTE... Nachos, and lots of them, once you make them of course.

With these three books, you can feel secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to give a T.E.D. talk on every single aspect of nachos. Probably closer to three T.E.D. talks as a matter of fact! Do they even let you do that? I don't know, but with nacho knowledge like yours you will undoubtedly be the first!

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