Hand Washing: Not just for getting nacho cheese off your fingers

Let me make this clear up front: despite our doctorates in Nachonomics, we here at Nachonomics are no doctors for humans. You have a sick jar of nacho cheese, we got that covered, but a sick human, go see a professional. We can however say that this advice from Round Rock Texas is very useful when it comes to THE CORONAVIRUS, A.K.A. COVID-19, and general hand washing etiquette in general. Listen, nobody likes a pandemic except the makers of the board game of the same name, so wash your dang hands as though you had nacho cheese all over your fingers. That’s as much of a PSA as you’re getting from us, but be smart about this whole thing. In much the same way you come to an expert like us for your nacho advice, go to an actual virus expert, like the Center for Disease Control, rather than your crazy next door neighbor who tells you to drink pickled jalapeno brine and colloidal silver. That’s just a few shots of mezcal away from being a $16 cocktail in New York City, and the only thing that’s curing is sobriety.

Grey Seas Are Dreaming Of My Death

You know how if you eat nothing but nachos and talk only about nachos and have a nacho license plate on your car and run America’s favorite nacho website that you get the reputation of being “that nacho guy” and all other aspects about you are forgotten? Of course you do, and I feel your pain. Don’t fret though, I’m going to tell you how to break out of that slump in seven little words: Grey Seas are Dreaming of my Death.

See, if you get known as “that nacho guy”, the first thing you can do to mix things up is release a RPG based on the works of cabin-boy-turned-sailor-turned-fitness-expert-turned-weird-fiction-author William Hope Hodgson on Kickstarter. You then have to hope that the Venn diagram of nacho fans and fans of turn of the 20th century weird fiction authors has enough of an overlap that your project funds (it has) so you can begin your side-side hobby of RPG gaming. It’s so simple that anyone can do it!

(If you haven’t guessed, I made a RPG about fighting giant squids and sailing the weed choked Sargasso Sea. It’s available to order on Kickstarter now and will be through March 2nd. If you were to check it out that would be awesome, and while it doesn’t have any nachos, the sea is vast and deep and who knows what you might find…)

2020 Obligatory Valentine's Day Nachos

What’s that in the air? Is it love, or is it, yes, the smell of melting cheese over a pile of tortilla chips? Honestly, a lot can be said about you based on which or those options you’d care more for today. Love is great and all, no doubt about that, but is it better than the love for a good order of nachos? When is the last time “love” covered you in hot melted cheese and spicy jalapeno slices before filling you up? If the answer is anytime in the recent past, well, you’ve got yourself a keeper right there. Hold them tight and never let them go. Just like a delicious order of nachos.