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The Field Guide to Nachos Liveish Post #3

September 15, 2014 Nachonomics
Art Book

So here are the doodles for the Anayan Nachos page in the art book. The art book is pretty much where I can put whatever I wanted down and say, "That's it!" This isn't to say that everything in here is gold, because it sure isn't, but it's a good first draft.

Master Script

From the art book we go to the computer to get the finished work. Thanks to the miracle of COMPUTERS the size of the writing vs. legibility can be calculated and as such what is in the art book gets edited so that it'll actually fit in the smaller sized Field Guide and you'll still be able to read it without a microscope. Carrying around a Field Guide is easy, but having to carry around a microscope or magnifying glass is not.

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The Field Guide to Nachos Liveish Post #2

September 15, 2014 Nachonomics

Still in the process of moving the Nachonomics offices, all things are still not yet in order. This is why you need to get your act together and get your workspace cleaned up to facilitate the creative process.

Much better. As you can see the important things that you need are your art book (in black), your master script (center), graph paper (left), various pens, and your bootleg light box. If you're a REAL artist you might have a REAL light box, but if you don't a shadow box and Christmas lights are a perfectly good substitute.

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The Field Guide to Nachos Liveish Post #1

September 15, 2014 Nachonomics
The Anayan Nacho

Hello there, and welcome to the liveish posting of the creating of The Field Guide to Nachos. Let's begin shall we?

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Merchandise: Piedras Negras Nachos Stickers

September 5, 2014 Nachonomics
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Like one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (I'm going to say Famine) in signaling the upcoming release of The Field Guide to Nachos we now have for your purchasing enjoyment Piedras Negras Nachos Stickers. Where? Well, right here! You can get 5 of these beautiful babies for $5. Is there a better deal? I don't think so, but that's me, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't biased.

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Review: Smokey Bones

August 25, 2014 Dex Gormenghast
Tortilla Chips, Homemade Queso, Cheddar Jack Cheese, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Shredded Lettuce, Sour Cream, Homemade Fire-Roasted Salsa, Sliced Jalapeños, Pulled Pork.

Tortilla Chips, Homemade Queso, Cheddar Jack Cheese, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Shredded Lettuce, Sour Cream, Homemade Fire-Roasted Salsa, Sliced Jalapeños, Pulled Pork.

“Dude, you never guess what I seen!”

“Bra, what is it?”

“Yo, I went to this restaurant and the first thing I seen on the wall is a poster about jackin’ off yo!”

“Bah, no way!”

“Yes way, and right next to that is a big ol’ one about a big ol’ RACK of ribs!”

“Dude, that doesn’t seem out of the ordinary.”

“Naw man, when they were saying RACK what they were really implying was some BIG OL’ TITTTAAAAYYYYSSSSS!!! You know I likes lookin’ at some BIG OL’ TITTTAAAAYYYYSSSSS when I’m scarfing down on some ‘chos!

“Bro, I don’t know if I can bring my gammy to a restaurant, no matter how good the nachos are, if there are signs about talking impolitely about a woman’s mammaries or the act of masterbation.”

“Nnnaaawwww, they don’t say nothin about no beatin’ no meat, they call it “pulled pork”, you see, it’s a metaphor yo. A METAPHOR!”

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

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A copy of "The Field Guide to Nachos", "Nachos & You", and "Recipes from the Nachonomicon". This is literally and literately all the nacho knowledge you will ever require.

The Field Guide to Nachos, a pocket sized reference to the history, types, and background of the greatest of Mexican delicacies.

  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

  • KNOW... the real difference between natural cheese versus pasteurized processed cheese product. It's terrifying.

  • DIFFERENTIATE... between kinds of popular nachos that are to be found in our modern restaurants.

Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.

  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

  • LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.

  • KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.

  • EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.

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  • KNOW... The joy that comes of making you, or a loved one, a delicious meal of nachos that will both satiate your hunger and allow you to know the true satisfaction of being able to provide the sustenance to keep a human being alive.

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With these three books, you can feel secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to give a T.E.D. talk on every single aspect of nachos. Probably closer to three T.E.D. talks as a matter of fact! Do they even let you do that? I don't know, but with nacho knowledge like yours you will undoubtedly be the first!

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