I have heard rumors that there are some rage filled people who will go online just to rail against the world. Everything they read on the internet infuriates them and causes them to write out poisonous screeds of the blackest vitriol. “What a bunch of nuts!” I thought. “I’ll never be that upset about anything to do such a thing!” I thought. That was a beautiful time in my life. Then one day I stumbled across an article entitled “Nachos Are Fundamentally Flawed”, and that was it for me.
Read MoreReview: Buffalo Wild Wings
Chili, Pico de Gallo, Shredded Lettuce, Fresh Jalapenos, Queso, Salsa, Chicken.
When you think of douchey restaurants there are a few that instantly come to mind, notably anything that falls under the “Breasturant” purview; Your Hooters, Tilted Kilts, Twin Peaks, Food n’ Tits, etc. Below that you have your douche casual, or bro light, eateries, what amount to glorified sports bars of which today’s spotlight shines upon. I’m talking about Buffalo Wild Wings, a location showcasing the an ungulate so anatomically incorrect that not even William Thomas Cox’s 1910 Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods, With a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts includes them.
Read MoreOCTCHOBER: NACHO NEWS & THE NACHO NEWS NETWORK & NACHOS & YOU
As we enter the spookiest month of the nacho year, Octchober (which comes before the second scariest month of the year, 'Chovember) it's best to round up a few outstanding administrative news pieces. Administrative NACHO news related pieces, as if we were going to discuss any other kind on this site. Also the above Halloween related nachos can be found at Knott's Scary Farm during the horror season, if you're in the area of course. Did I ever tell you how my friends and I summoned the evil god Knott at summer camp on year and then had to cast it back into the abyss from whence it came? Now that is a scary story, but not one fit for a nacho page. Ask me in real life and I'll tell you, but it might turn your hair white, WITH TERROR.
Read MoreMerchandise: The Elegant Cyclops Nacho Fun Pack
Right now, a limited number of the Elegant Cyclops Nacho Fun Pack are available. Hand curated by the finest of Nachonomists, the Elegant Cyclops Nacho Fun Pack comes with the following:
- A Cyclops Caffeinated Nacho T-Shirt
- A copy of The Field Guide to Nachos
- A copy of Nachos & You
- A Gentleman Nacho Sticker
- A Piedras Negras Nachos Sticker
- All 10 "Beinvenidos a Piedras Negras" post cards from Season 1 and 2
This is truly the greatest collected assortment of nacho paraphernalia outside of the stack aisle of your local grocery store. Pick one of these for your loved one for hours of pleasure and entertainment. Act quickly as quantities are limited.
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. Available here.
Merchandise: Nachos & You
Now, a website is all well and good, but what happens when your love of nachos is greater than what can be contained on the internet? What happens when you can only feel complete by living your life the nacho way?
NACHOS & YOU
Enter Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.
- READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.
- LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.
- KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.
- EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.
While our previous book, The Field Guide to Nachos, was all about the history of nachos, Nachos & You is all about nachos today and in the future, as well as how you can live your life one chip at a time. Part self help book, part treatise on nacho theory, part cookbook, part Gentleman Nachos employee handbook, the only true way to describe it is that this is a book about not only nachos, but Nachos & You. GET THEM RIGHT HERE!