No one is going to say that eating nachos with your mouth isn’t the best way to consume them, but sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes the only way you can truly reach true nacho satisfaction is to eat them with your EYES. Metaphorically eat that is, because I’m talking about viewing nacho related stuff to finish off that sweet sweet nacho craving, and no, you do not have a problem thinking this way. Today a 2010 episode of “Chuck”, Season 3, Episode 6, “Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler”.
Read MoreGrey Seas Are Dreaming Of My Death
You know how if you eat nothing but nachos and talk only about nachos and have a nacho license plate on your car and run America’s favorite nacho website that you get the reputation of being “that nacho guy” and all other aspects about you are forgotten? Of course you do, and I feel your pain. Don’t fret though, I’m going to tell you how to break out of that slump in seven little words: Grey Seas are Dreaming of my Death.
See, if you get known as “that nacho guy”, the first thing you can do to mix things up is release a RPG based on the works of cabin-boy-turned-sailor-turned-fitness-expert-turned-weird-fiction-author William Hope Hodgson on Kickstarter. You then have to hope that the Venn diagram of nacho fans and fans of turn of the 20th century weird fiction authors has enough of an overlap that your project funds (it has) so you can begin your side-side hobby of RPG gaming. It’s so simple that anyone can do it!
(If you haven’t guessed, I made a RPG about fighting giant squids and sailing the weed choked Sargasso Sea. It’s available to order on Kickstarter now and will be through March 2nd. If you were to check it out that would be awesome, and while it doesn’t have any nachos, the sea is vast and deep and who knows what you might find…)
2020 Obligatory Valentine's Day Nachos
What’s that in the air? Is it love, or is it, yes, the smell of melting cheese over a pile of tortilla chips? Honestly, a lot can be said about you based on which or those options you’d care more for today. Love is great and all, no doubt about that, but is it better than the love for a good order of nachos? When is the last time “love” covered you in hot melted cheese and spicy jalapeno slices before filling you up? If the answer is anytime in the recent past, well, you’ve got yourself a keeper right there. Hold them tight and never let them go. Just like a delicious order of nachos.
It's 2020, Where's the Nacho Emoji?
Another batch of emojis will soon be hitting cellphones the world over, and once again guess what has gotten snubbed? That's right, Big Emoji has decided that while the world's greatest food was not worthy of becoming an emoji the disgusting olive was. THE OLIVE. Nobody likes olives outside of a martini, and people only like them in one because after drinking a bunch of gin you need something to get that Christmas Tree flavor out of your mouth. That's right, in Big Emoji's eyes a consumable mouthwash is a better emoji than one of the most popular dishes in the world. Shameful.
Read MoreKe-tober in January Nachos
You all know us here at Nachonomics, totally awesome individuals with our queso covered thumbs on the pulse of the nation. And it is because of that we’re going to be super cool and instead of starting a Keto diet in October (Ke-tober if you will) like everyone else, we’re doing it in January (Keto-ary I guess?) like everyone lame that diets in January. “But,” you say, “WTF do we care about your dietary habits? I thought you survive solely on nachos and the dew that can be found in the morning on jalapeno pepper plants?” Sadly no, and while it’s fun to say that your blood is mostly queso from your nacho consumption, that is not a joke your doctor will find hilarious. So here we are, totally doing this to shove it in our dumb doctor’s face.
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