When I look at an order of nachos I see an endless galaxy of flavor potential in front of me, just waiting to be consumed and turned into an endless galaxy of goop in my guts. Others, not so much, and that’s why we’re here today. Yes it’s another year, it’s another person using nachos as a weapon in an attack. What a time to be alive.
Read MoreReview: Taco Bell Nachos Party Pack
During World War One the trenches were sometimes known as “The Long Grave” due to the high mortality rate of the soldiers therein. When I saw that Taco Bell was releasing “The Long Nachos”, also known as “The Nachos Party Pack”, I wondered if the mortality results might be similar. ZING! Seriously though, my New Year’s resolution was to put my animosity with most Taco Bell nacho products behind me, but sadly that was not achieved. I tried my hardest TB, but you done me dirty. You done me dirty.
Read MoreOBLIGATORY END OF YEAR POST, 2019
As 2019 and this decade winds to a close, let’s look back at some nachos that occurred this year:
NACHOPROVICON 2019 HAPPENED!
A SAMPLING OF FINE NACHOS
Gummy Bears and Nachos?!?! - Door Knobchos - Heroes of Nachos: Trini Martinez
NUMEROUS NACHO ESSAYS BOTH INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING!
Smokin’ Bowls - Paqui Ghost Pepper Chips - Rockafellas
Yes indeed, it was quite the dam-jam-packed year of nachos. Will 2020 be even better? Who can say?
Me. I can say. And I say that it will.
T'was the Nacho Before Christmas
While you're all off enjoying the family events and probably having the day off, we here at Nachonomics would like to extend an extra special holiday gift to you in the form of what will undoubtedly be a new timeless Christmas classic you can tell your children, and them their children, and so on. So with the Merriest of Christmases, and Happiest of Crimbos, we present you our timeless nacho classic "T'was The Nacho Before Christmas".
Don't Dream of 3 Pound Blocks of Vegan Nacho Cheese
What if I told you that “THAT 3-POUND BLOCK OF VEGAN NACHO CHEESE YOU’VE BEEN DREAMING OF IS REAL”? Firstly, I’d be very concerned that you were dreaming about cheese, and not even real cheese, and secondly I’d tell you not to get your hopes up. I thought investigating a giant block of fake cheese would be some LOLs, but instead it was some LOLs, though in the latter case the first “L” stood for LIES.
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