You all know us here at Nachonomics, totally awesome individuals with our queso covered thumbs on the pulse of the nation. And it is because of that we’re going to be super cool and instead of starting a Keto diet in October (Ke-tober if you will) like everyone else, we’re doing it in January (Keto-ary I guess?) like everyone lame that diets in January. “But,” you say, “WTF do we care about your dietary habits? I thought you survive solely on nachos and the dew that can be found in the morning on jalapeno pepper plants?” Sadly no, and while it’s fun to say that your blood is mostly queso from your nacho consumption, that is not a joke your doctor will find hilarious. So here we are, totally doing this to shove it in our dumb doctor’s face.
Read MoreDon't Use Nachos As A Weapon
When I look at an order of nachos I see an endless galaxy of flavor potential in front of me, just waiting to be consumed and turned into an endless galaxy of goop in my guts. Others, not so much, and that’s why we’re here today. Yes it’s another year, it’s another person using nachos as a weapon in an attack. What a time to be alive.
Read MoreReview: Taco Bell Nachos Party Pack
During World War One the trenches were sometimes known as “The Long Grave” due to the high mortality rate of the soldiers therein. When I saw that Taco Bell was releasing “The Long Nachos”, also known as “The Nachos Party Pack”, I wondered if the mortality results might be similar. ZING! Seriously though, my New Year’s resolution was to put my animosity with most Taco Bell nacho products behind me, but sadly that was not achieved. I tried my hardest TB, but you done me dirty. You done me dirty.
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