Shortly before the disappearance of world renowned nacho expert Rexroth Chalmers, he was working on a documentary film, "Nachos: A Nachumentary". In the years since his disappearance the film remained unfinished, though some footage has leaked to the internet. Harder to track down than Song of the South, more controversial than The Star Wars Holiday Special, and shorter than Berlin Alezanderplatz, we've collected the footage that we have found here.