Review: Bigfoot Food and Spirits

April 25, 2013 Nachonomics

Pulled Pork, Chili, Cheese, Olives, Jalapenos, Green Onions, Sour Cream, Guacamole, Salsa.

Sometimes when life gives you lemons it goes “oops, my bad!” and takes them back and instead gives you a sack of cash. Sometimes instead of a sack of cash it gives you a second chance at getting nachos at a place you really wanted to get them at previously but couldn’t. Sometimes places with Bigfoot for a mascot that you missed out on the last time you traveled through the airport where it’s located for hypothetical example.

Video: Orbit's Nacho-Human Hybrid

April 15, 2013 Nachonomics

Behold, a horrible abomination that's the culmination of nacho-human love.

Review: Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade Nachos

April 5, 2013 Nachonomics

Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade has a lot of different types of nachos. Are you a bad enough dude to eat all their nachos?

New Nachonomics, Same Nachos

March 26, 2013 Nachonomics

As you may have noticed, Nachonomics looks a little different now, but rest assured, it will contain the same old nacho information you've come to know, love, and rely on. Coming on one full year now, we've got big nacho plans for the future, and we couldn't have reached the soaring heights we have without you faithful readers. Thank you all!

Essay: Nacho Literature - Maxim Magazine

March 15, 2013 Nachonomics

All I can think of is her as a child, and then I feel gross inside.

The Acme Corporation. We’ve seen their anvils crush cartoon characters for years, but they’re not a very menacing fake company. Weyland-Yutani, Yoyodyne, Omni Consumer Products, the Tyrell Corporation, Cyberdyne Systems, now those are much more ominous fake organizations. But then there is the Quadrangle Group, the Alpha Media Group, and Cerberus Capital Management. What if I told you that these three were real corporations? What if I told you that they produced Maxim Magazine, known as either “The Gentleman’s Playboy” or “Like Hustler, but it wouldn’t be weird to read it around your Grandmother”? What if I told you that in addition to having pictures of tasteful scantily clad women they occasionally wrote about nachos?