Some hard dolla dollas are probably the bonus you’re looking for, but we are offering you something better, time. Which is also money I guess. Thanks to us putting ourselves on the line you can judge whether experiencing any of these is worth it to you: Tigers are not Afraid, The Furies, The Institute, Full Throttle, Haunt, Creepshow, The Lighthouse, Overlord, Parasite, Kwaidan, and Wounds. Yeah, I know, I’d rather have the money too…
Episode 155 - Ken Greenhall 5: Baxter (1989)
At last, our long national Ken Greenhall nightmare is over. The duo discuss Baxter (1989), the existential French horror film adaptation of Ken Greenhall’s short novel Hellhound (1977), and analyze all the ways the film follows and diverges from the source material, including ONE PRETTY BIG IMPORTANT change that is quite interesting, quite interesting indeed.
Episode 154 - Mike Flanagan 8: Doctor Sleep
In our 10th episode covering the work of Mike Flanagan we watch his second Stephen King adaptation, and the third Stephen King adaptation released in the theaters this year. Does a 152 minute sequel to The Shining cause us to (insert positive “sleep” based pun), or (insert negative “sleep” based pun) instead? Join us live from Childwickbury Manor as we exhume Stanley Kubrick to see if he’s spinning faster than when “Ready Player One” was released.
Episode 153 - Horror Roundup, November 2019
When hanging out in NYC some people go to Times Square, others to The Statue of Liberty, and still others just sit around and talk about horror. The boys discuss: Head Count, In The Tall Grass, Full Throttle, Creepshow, One Cut of the Dead, The Institute, and Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, the book AND the movie. Better than a stroll through Central Park? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
Episode 152 - Ken Greenhall 4: Hell Hound, Part 2
We complete our coverage on Ken Greenhall’s second (and most acclaimed) novel Hell Hound (1977), later adapted into the well-received French film Baxter (1989). The ending here is thematically interesting: A boy and his dog each subconsciously learn life lessons from each other, although that’s all much less heartwarming than it sounds. This Boy and his dog are even less heartwarming than that movie, A Boy and His Dog.
Episode 151 - Ken Greenhall 3: Hell Hound, Part 1
We cover the first half of Ken Greenhall’s second (and most acclaimed) novel Hell Hound (1977), later adapted into the well-received French film Baxter (1989). Hell Hound is a silly title, which perhaps overstates matters. May we suggest Machiavellian Cujo; or Dog Knows Best; Or Bull Terrier, the Lesser of Two Evils?
Episode 150 - Ken Greenhall 2: Elizabeth, Part 2
Wouldn’t exactly expect a short, sensual novel about a 14 year old witch to revolve around who whacked grandma, but here we are: the concluding episode on Ken Greenhall’s first novel, Elizabeth: A Novel of the Unnatural. Actually, if you listened to the first part of this book I think you’ll know exactly what to expect.
Episode 149 - Ken Greenhall 1: Elizabeth, Part 1
The duo discuss the first half of Ken Greenhall’s 1976 novel Elizabeth, the story of a 14-year old girl who is either (a) a sociopath, (b) a witch, or © little from column a, little from column b, who gets embroiled in a kind of murder-mystery about her disappeared Grandmother … and a whole bunch of other stuff we can’t mention lest Facebook yank this description right off the web. Ken Greenhall’s work, largely forgotten, has been the subject of reappraisal following Grady Hendrix’s Paperbacks from Hell. Come join us to see what the fuss is about!
Episode 148 - L'esprit de l'escalier horreur
What do you do if someone asks you, “What horror movies would you recommend?” Do you play it cool and drop a few choice titles, or do you turn into a stuttering maniac who can’t remember a single film? And I’m not talking about a horror film, I’m saying you can’t remember the title of a single film that’s ever been made and then are wracked with madness and regret after you come up with some good ones minutes too late. Good thing the duo is here to help you out with some movies you could recommend to a regular human without fear of the dreaded L'esprit de l'escalier horreur.
Episode 147 - Horror Roundup, September 2019, Part 2
Ugh, again guys? How can you possibly experience so many films and movies that you need two roundups in a row? Well you better believe it as we cover N0S4A2, Black Circle, Child’s Play, The Sonata, IT Chapter 2, All The Gods In The Sky, Midsommar, Bloodline, The Nest, When Darkness Loves Us, Finale, Monster In My Podcast, and Knife+Heart. Dang, how do we keep managing it?
Episode 146 - Horror Roundup, September 2019, Part 1
Which was the worse choice: the poorly animated jacked Jesus statue in Belzebuth, or JR skipping a party with Maika Monroe to watch Feral? That’s a choice you’ll have to make for yourself, but in the meantime listen to us discuss Villains, The Chamber, Feral, Chernobyl, Belzebuth, The Tommyknockers, The Wolf Hour, Ready or Not, The Headhunter, and Futility Closet. It’s a real party for your ears, especially if you imagine us dancing on a table, and really listeners when are you not?
Episode 145 - Necronomicon 2019 Special
The gang asks the question, “Do you care about someone’s opinion and experiences of an event that you probably didn’t go to?” That, sweet listeners, is living vicariously, and if it’s for you listening to some man-on-the-street-phoning-it-in (literally) live from the 2019 Providence Necronomicon could be for you! From The Shunned House’s Shunned Garden to pretzel and beer meetups, join us in the Renaissance City for a Triple Murder Burger with Egg and give it a listen.
Episode 144 - Gross Horror Comedies of our Youths 3: Street Trash (1987)
We’ve toyed with the gleefully offensive movies of our youth, but all such roads lead to this: Street Trash. Here we are, in our mid-30s, taking notes about Street Trash, which you may remember as just a “melt movie” but is actually more like a Robert Altman film with alcohol poisoning, with its sprawling cast of repellent characters involved in petty and stupid activities for much of its midsection until they realize, oh yeah, people have to melt.
Episode 143 - Gross Horror Comedies of our Youths 2: The Dark Backward (1991)
You will never see Bill Paxton the same way after watching The Dark Backward (1991). This movie stars Judd Nelson as an awful stand-up comedian who inexplicably grows an arm out of his back and Bill Paxton as his deranged, corpse-licking, fat-fetishing, minced-clams-in-cream-sauce eating best friend, as they navigate the entertainment world in an alternative trash universe. Shockingly, this movie was a catastrophic financial flop.
Episode 142 - Gross Horror Comedies of our Youths 1: TerrorVision (1986)
Sadly we are not talking about the 90′s British rock band Terrorvision, but instead return to 1986 and the weird, wild, and gross films of our youth with TerrorVision. A 1980s satire made DURING the 1980s, featuring a collection of annoying and/or contemptible metalheads, swingers, and paranoid survivalists, the movie that introduced the world to an Elvira clone better than the genuine article and a grand gloopy monster straight from the Sanitation department from Planet Pluton. Is it good? Meh, not really, but it has its charms: at least two of them.
Episode 141 - Stories We Admire 3: Segments and Slimes
Both J.R. and Derek select a story that they admire and discuss it in depth. J.R. selects “Bright Segment” by Theodore Sturgeon, a psychological horror tale about a desperately lonely janitor who wants to feel useful, and finally has his change when he takes care of grievously injured woman. Derek goes with “Slime” by Joseph Payne Brennan, the unabashed simple monster tale that was the obvious prototype for The Blob. Much bickering ensues about whether Bright Segment qualifies as a horror tale, and our two hosts take delightful jabs at each other’s selection.
Episode 140 - Stories We Admire 2: Whipped Dogs and Ventriloquists
Both J.R. and Derek select a story that they admire and discuss it in depth. J.R. picks Harlan Ellison’s “The Whimper of Whipped Dogs,” a mean-spirited explanation for why New Yorkers are such grouchy people, which persuasively presents a vicious moral premise; and Derek selects Jon Padgett’s “20 Simple Steps to Ventriloquism,” a how-to manual for using Greater Ventriloquism to become a vehicle for great cosmic suffering. J.R. also saves you $5,000 on transcendental meditation courses. Everything is coming up garbanzo beans baby!
Episode 139 - Stories We Admire 1: Dog Parks and Human Chairs
Both J.R. and Derek select a story that they admire and discuss it in depth. J.R. selects Dennis Etchison’s “The Dog Park,” a strange tale that subtly escalates with tension even if you aren’t precisely sure what is going on, and Derek gets his freak on with Edogawa Rampo’s “The Human Chair,” an inspirational (and aspirational!) story about a brutally ugly master craftsman who gets to live in a chair.
Episode 138 - Horror Roundup, July 2019
We don’t mean to brag, but we DID watch ten movies in one weekend, and now we get to tell you all about them: Brightburn, The Hole in the Ground, Open Windows, The Ranger, Satan’s Slaves, The Perfection, and sadly, the best movie of the weekend, Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich. J.R. also tells his “inspiring story” of “overcoming” a “life threatening” “overdose”. (And before you nitpickers get at us, the other three movies were The Creature From The Black Lagoon trilogy that we already covered).
Episode 137 - Creature From The Black LaJune 3: The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)
The duo finish what they started, wrapping up Creature from the Black Lagoon month with “The Creature Walks Among Us” (1956), where our unique creature goes from svelte, smooth sea-dweller to a thicc, chonky fat-boi merman and the story becomes a domestic drama about a somewhat-ditsy young woman, her controlling, insecure husband, and the aggressive sociopath who tries to use her for what he wants. Also, learn the secrets of the G.I.L.L.M.A.N. pickup system to become the real monster. Enjoy!