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Episode 189 - 27 Ghosts

September 30, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo have some wacky fun imagining about 13 new ghosts each for their imagined sequel. 27 ghosts, that's more than twice as many ghosts as in the original, c'mon people!

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Episode 188 - I Think You'll Like 4: The Church (1989)

September 23, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo weird it up with the Derek-recommended 1989 Italian demon film "The Church." J.R. presents his theory that Italian horror is like anime, and Derek learns that teenage Derek and present-day Derek may have different tastes.

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Episode 187 - I Think You'll Like 3: After Midnight (2019)

September 16, 2020 Nachonomics
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J.R. disappoints Derek with his recommendation of After Midnight (2019), an offbeat monster movie / romance that charmed J.R. but left bitter ole Derek's cold heart unmoved. Grab your Peanut Butter & Jelly wine and prepare to miss your $4.99.

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Episode 186 - I Think You'll Like 2: Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

September 9, 2020 Nachonomics

Soon after 9/11, one Hollywood film was brave enough to feature three Arabic leads, the first studio film to ever do so. Critics couldn't stand the film, searching for a pretext like "seizure-inducing" to hate on it. That trailblazing film was Thir13en Ghosts. Finally, join us as we cover this momentous film.

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Episode 185 - I Think You'll Like 1: The Dirties (2013)

September 2, 2020 Nachonomics
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J.R. recommends to Derek "The Dirties," the 2013 found footage film about a potentially brewing school shooting. For supposedly budding psychopaths, the two leads Matt Johnson and Owen Williams seem pretty awesome to hang out with. Come join us, it's time to get dirty!

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Episode 184 - Horror Documentary 3: Cropsey (2009)

August 19, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo discuss Cropsey, the 2009 documentary ostensibly about the "Cropsey" urban legend about a murderer who targets campers, but is actually about a child abductor who is (maybe?) the inspiration for the Cropsey legend.  A bait and switch to lure you in.  You know who else makes use of those?  Child abductors.   COINCIDENCE OR DOES IT ALL TIE TOGETHER, MAAAAAN!

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Episode 183 - Horror Documentary 2: Haxan (1922)

August 12, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo discuss Haxan, the 1922 Scandinavian silent-film quasi-documentary based on the Malleus Maleficarum that probably inspired the best imagery in your favorite metal videos.

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Episode 182 - Horror Documentary 1: The Nightmare (2015)

August 5, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo discuss The Nightmare (2015), a documentary about sleep paralysis. Or, well, eight weird peoples' weird impressions of sleep paralysis, and then their impression of some other stuff because it's hard to make a 90 minute feature about 8 people babblin'.

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Episode 181 - Stories We Admire 6: Spurs and Stores

July 22, 2020 Nachonomics
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Concluding the stories we admire, we select some lesser-known stories about misfit societies. Derek goes with "Spurs," the basis for the infamous 1932 film Freaks, whereas J.R. goes with "Evening Primrose," the tale of a poet who finds others had the same idea to retire from life in the bowels of a department store.

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Episode 180 - Stories We Admire 5: Shifts and Shrouds

July 15, 2020 Nachonomics
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Stephen King and Clive Barker, have you heard of them? The duo go mainstream in discussing some of their EC style formative influences. We pick two pulpy, lurid short stories of misbegotten monsters and ghastly revenge that affected us as young lads before our hearts hardened into the wretchedness you know and love (or tolerate on a weekly basis).

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Episode 179 - Stories We Admire 4: Windows and Wires

July 8, 2020 Nachonomics
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J.R. and Derek return to selecting a story that they admire and discuss it in depth. Derek selects Bob Leman’s “Window,” where government scientists open a window to a pastoral landscape where all is not as it seems, and J.R. selects H.F. Arnold’s “The Night Wire,” about a lovely town named Xebico. Tune in for some stories by authors as prolific as they are well known, which is not at all!

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Episode 178 - Horror Roundup, July 2020

July 1, 2020 Nachonomics
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If you're still not ready to head back out into the opening world, he duo cover a whole range of material for your home enjoyment: The Transfiguration, Edge of Sanity, The Clovehitch Killer, The Hat Man, Girl on the Third Floor, The Lodge, Come to Daddy, Blood Machines, Us, Watchers, Watchers 2, Watchers 3, Streets of Red, Maneater, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

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Episode 177 - LoveCRAFtian or LovePASStian 3: Phase IV (1974)

June 17, 2020 Nachonomics
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Wrapping up our discussion of potentially Lovecraftian films, the duo discusses Phase IV (1974), the sole directorial effort of legendary graphic designer Saul Bass and the first movie that pops up when you Google "ants take over world movie."

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Episode 176 - LoveCRAFtian or LovePASStian 2: X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)

June 10, 2020 Nachonomics
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In this series on the questionably Lovecraftian, we discuss The Man With the X-Ray Eyes (1963), about a scientist obsessed with discovering new vistas of hidden knowledge. Also, the eldritch horror of a bullish Don Rickles.

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Episode 175 - LoveCRAFtian or LovePASStian 1: Banshee Chapter (2013)

June 3, 2020 Nachonomics
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In this series on the questionably Lovecraftian, we discuss Banshee Chapter, the 2013 independent horror found footage(ish?) blend of 'From Beyond,' high strange conspiracy theory fiction, and Joe Rogan-esque DMT obsessions.

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Episode 174 - Fruiting Bodies and Other Fungi, Part 3

May 20, 2020 Nachonomics
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Calling all Lum-Chums! Join us on our last episode on Brian Lumley's story collection "Fruiting Bodies," featuring pit-yakkers, curiously thin people, obvious vampires, and a horrifying mollusk-off.

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Episode 173 - Fruiting Bodies and Other Fungi, Part 2

May 13, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo cover part 2 of Brian Lumley's collection "Fruiting Bodies." Join us for the fear of heights and an "inflamed idiot’s deadly stick," Lovecraftian spider gods, and fun with parallel dimensions.

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Episode 172 - Fruiting Bodies and Other Fungi, Part 1

May 6, 2020 Nachonomics

The duo cover the first three stories in Brian Lumley's 1996 career retrospective "Fruiting Bodies and Other Fungi." We get Haitian fungus voodoo, insanely dedicated artistes, and a man who just feels too darn much. Join us, we're fun guys!

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Episode 171 - Horror Roundup, April 2020

April 29, 2020 Nachonomics

Still trapped inside, still rounding up another bunch of things for your listening enjoyment. This episode; Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, Daniel Isn’t Real, Howl, DOOM Eternal, Satanic Panic, The Nightshifter, The Hunt, The Wailing, The Invisible Man, and Cabal. Leave your cabin fever at the door and visit with our dulcet tones!

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Episode 170 - Apocalypse Month 3: Threads (1984)

April 22, 2020 Nachonomics

The duo cover the British nuclear apocalypse docudrama "Threads" from 1984, streaming now on Shudder, to help put our current pandemic into perspective. Think less ‘no toilet paper’, and more ‘eating a plastic bag of rats’. Sounds like a dream come true…

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

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  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

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  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

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