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Episode 280 - BARBARIAN (2022)

November 30, 2022 Nachonomics

The gang sit down for a SPOILER FILLED look at BARBARIAN, which they both recommend you watch, especially before listening to this. Seriously, it’s on HBOMAX right now. Remember, statistically 1 in 10 people are a Barbarian, so if you look around and see 9 normal people who have also rented out your Airbnb, it might be you…

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Episode 279 - Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities

November 23, 2022 Nachonomics

To save time, the gang reviews THE ENTIRETY OF GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES IN ONE EPISODE. Could they have stretched it out into 8 episodes? You know they could have, but honestly they’re not all winners. Also “not all winners” is a metric the Creepshow series WISHES it could reach.

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Episode 278 - Burnt Offerings (1976)

November 16, 2022 Nachonomics

Don't have a few hours to read Burnt Offerings? How about spending a few hours instead watching it in movie form? The boys see how the movie stands up to the novel and see if it is one of the rare examples of film that is better than the book. Barring that, at least they can see that cool the chauffeur looks.

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Episode 277 - Burnt Offerings, Part 2

November 9, 2022 Nachonomics

The gang bids farewell to their quaint mansion in the country as they finish up Burnt Offerings. If the building will let them bid farewell that is. IF ONLY WE COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED THAT THIS WEIRD MANSION OWNED BY CREEPS WHICH WAS AVAILABLE WAY BELOW MARKET VALUE AND REPAIRS ITSELF WHEN PEOPLE SUFFER AROUND IT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM!

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Episode 276 - Burnt Offerings, Part 1

November 2, 2022 Nachonomics

The gang heads out of the city to spend some time at a quaint mansion in the country with Robert Marasco’s 1973 novel Burnt Offerings. When it comes to haunted houses, forget about ones just full of ghosts, this bad boy is plain evil. Also part of it takes place in Queens so you know JR won’t shut up about that.

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Episode 275 - Horror Roundup, October 2022: The Roundup Fulfilled

October 26, 2022 Nachonomics

Lair of the White Worm, Deadstream, Saloum, and something else I can't remember. Alone, that's it. Listen, you get how a roundup works by now, so enjoy this last one before we cover a book next week.

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Episode 274 - Horror Roundup, October 2022: Season of the Roundup

October 19, 2022 Nachonomics

The gang is live (barely) and in person for yet another roundup. Is hearing them talk about Hellraiser (2022), Final Prayer, Don’t Go In The House, and Pulse worth putting up with their coughing? You’ll find out!

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Episode 273 - Horror Roundup, October 2022: The Roundupening

October 12, 2022 Nachonomics

Get ready to clutch your pearls, not only do the boys cover SEVEN different properties this episode, but they even cautiously or even non-cautiously recommend all of them! You never thought you’d see the day, but they never thought they’d see Horror Express (Not Terror Train), Smile, Drag Me To Hell, Fairy Tale, Mandy, Nope, and Day Shift. Well, maybe 7 things that are fine.

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Episode 272 - Horror Roundup, October 2022

October 5, 2022 Nachonomics

Another roundup, another chance for the boys to recommend a bunch of movies. Barbarian, that's the film you should see. Look how easy that was? Oh yeah, they also talk about Scream (2022), Predator 2, Glorious, Extraordinary Tales, and Don’t Worry Darling, but Barbarian, that’s the chef’s kiss.

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Episode 271 - Pred-Heads 3: Prey (2022)

September 21, 2022 Nachonomics

If you were looking for a review of 2022’s Prey that wasn’t just a bunch of sexist BS, the gang has you covered today! This isn’t to say there aren’t other problems they’re going to talk about, like how the marketing would have been better if it wasn’t shown as a Predator film, or as a God of War knock-off where Amber Midthunder fights a 500-foot tall alien, but what can you do. Grab your faithful pup and listen along.

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Episode 270 - Pred-Heads 2: Predators (2010)

September 14, 2022 Nachonomics

The gang gets to the juicy meat of the Predator franchise sandwich (If you don’t count the AvP films) with 2010’s Predators. Featuring 2 Oscar winners and a murder’s row of not quite yet famous supporting cast, it’s a shame the Predators are so unimpressive. At least you’ve got Danny Trejo.

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Episode 269 - Pred-Heads 1: Nomads (1986)

September 7, 2022 Nachonomics

The boys, their thumbs always on the pulse of the horror zeitgeist, spend the month looking at all things Predator related, beginning with a fairly tangential one. In 1986, a young Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he was watching a movie about the Sega Genesis portable game system, but was actually the film debut of John McTiernan. Schwarzenegger was so blown away that he demanded Fox hire him to direct Predator the following year. Good idea? You decide.

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Episode 268 - 2022 NecronomiCon Roundup

August 31, 2022 Nachonomics

After three years away the gang returns to the Lovecraftian holy land of Providence, Rhode Island for another NECRONOMICON. The food, the fans, the firewater, the fun, it’s the Oscars of weird fiction. Well, probably closer to the Tonys, but what can you do. Talk about it, that’s what you can, and what we, do.

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Episode 267 - Slaxx (2020)

August 24, 2022 Nachonomics

It has come to this, a horror movie about a killer pair of pants. And we had to watch it thanks to ol’ JR. Give this one a listen, then let him know your opinions. I wash my hands.

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Episode 266 - We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)

August 17, 2022 Nachonomics

Step aside Cinnamons and Slendermans, there's a new online challenge/creepypasta in town! 2021's "We're All Going to the World's Fair" is an online game all the cool kids are playing, and has separated the critics and audiences score by 90% to 32%. Even Momo has a less divisive score than that, but listen to see what the gang thinks.

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Episode 265 - Come True (2020)

August 10, 2022 Nachonomics

Listeners, for you a review of Come True (2020) to decide if you should view. Damn this film for not coming out in 2022 to extend the rhyme. Sleep studies, vampire teeth, shadow men, but no genies, it’s not that kind of “come true” film.

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Episode 264 - Altered States (1980)

August 3, 2022 Nachonomics

Collect your Epsom salts and get your sensory-deprivation tanks ready, the gang drops a few tabs of what the kids on the street call “Altered States” before this episode. Whether this 1980’s film is getting a critical reappraisal, or people are just posting more pictures of 7-eyed goats, is uncertain, but it is at least warning us of the dangers of devolving into monkey men or space worm babies. Give it a listen to feel like you’re being harpooned by some raging monk in the act of receiving God.

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Episode 263 - Rob Zombie's 'The Munsters' Trailer

July 20, 2022 Nachonomics

Robert Bartleh Cummings, a.k.a. Rob Zombie, has just released the trailer for his upcoming adaptation of 'The Munsters'. Whether you love or hate Rob Zombie or The Munsters, one thing can be agreed on: it looks like this was shot on a potato instead of a camera made this century. It ain't his usual rednecksploitation, but can this be anything other than a passion project boondoggle? Take a ride in the Dragula with us and find out.

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Episode 262 - Why Don't I Love "Ash vs Evil Dead"?

July 13, 2022 Nachonomics

You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger Evil Dead/Army of Darkness/Ash Williams fan than ol’ Derek, so why does JR like "Ash vs Evil Dead" more than him? The gang sits a spell to discuss the franchise as a whole. Yeah yeah, it's groovy alright.

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Episode 261 - Live from New York, it's a Roundup! Part 2

July 6, 2022 Nachonomics

As previously mentioned; JR, sound levels, not checked, another fantastic live episode recording! The gang gets right down to business with Mad God, Offseason, and The Cursed, as well as chatting a bit about The Brothers Quay and Butt Boy. Hey, remember when they released a genre movie called "Butt Boy", but it was actually a quality film? 2019 was a crazy time alright.

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

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  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

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