In feeling that we would be remiss in not posting a “Best Nachonomics of 2013”, we’re jumping on that bandwagon. Here you go!
REVIEWS
BEST: Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade Nachos
The visit, subsequent overeating, and interview with the good people at Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade is possibly the finest on the site. Plus they had some of the craziest nachos we’ve ever seen.
RUNNER UP: Bigfoot Food and Spirits
My first visit to the Seattle/Tacoma airport I didn’t have time to visit and I thought I might never get a chance to have nachos with Bigfoot meat. On my second I almost missed my flight, but the nachos were so good it was worth it. Sadly they did not offer Bigfoot meat as a topping.
VIDEO
BEST: Orbit's Nacho-Human Hybrid
One of the most disgusting things we’ve ever seen on screen, and we’ve seen Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom.
RUNNER UP: Nachos and Baseball
Nachos, they’re not just for Earth anymore, but you probably wouldn’t want to eat them in space.
RUNNER UP: United States of Nachos: The Guy Fieriing of Food Reality Television
Nobody wants to see a TV chef that's all douched up, and that's one of the reason you probably don’t want to see a nacho show.
OTHER
BEST: NachoProviCon: Day One
There is no better combo than H.P. Lovecraft and nachos, however the nacho tour of Providence, Rhode Island was sadly as lacking as the author was racist.
RUNNER UP: T'was The Nacho Before Christmas
Guaranteed to be the only Christmas story you read this year where Krampus gets punched in the junk.
Well that’s 2013 in a nutshell. If you think that’s some good nacho news, just wait for 2014, it’ll be full of double plus good nacho news! Have an excellent New Years Eve and watchout for the New Year’s Baby. Legend has it that if you’re alone after dark it will sneak into your place and suck a year of your life away to remain forever young.
