While you're all off enjoying the family events and probably having the day off, we here at Nachonomics would like to extend an extra special holiday gift to you in the form of what will undoubtedly be a new timeless Christmas classic you can tell your children, and them their children, and so on. So with the Merriest of Christmases, and Happiest of Crimbos, we present you our timeless nacho classic "T'was The Nacho Before Christmas".
Happy 4th of July!
4th of Juleezy, 4th of Juleezy, how oh how can I make you more cheesy? Why, by making up the word "Juleezy" in order to rhyme with "Cheesy" for one. Another way would be to make up some PATRIOTIC NACHOS: A.K.A. PATRIOTIC BBQ GRILLING NACHOS USA USA, the recipe for which is available at the link previous, or featured along with 13 other delicious recipes in Recipes from the Nachonomicon. At this point if you're reading this and in desperate need for nacho goodness for your BBQ this afternoon you're going to have to go with the linked version because there's no way you can order the book and have it arrive to you on time, but if you found it so delicious in retrospect you felt like buying the book, you'd get no complaints from me! And remember, don't go blowing your hand off with some fireworks, because it's a lot harder to eat nachos with a hook.
Review: Takis Blue Heat
Here at Nachonomics we try and keep things pretty PG-13 to cater to the family friendly audience as they eat nachos around the dinner table at night after saying grace. This review is not for them. No, thanks to Takis Blue Heat, in this review we are going to get pretty spicy. Consider yourself warned.
Read MoreNachonomics: Year Ten
Ten years. Ten years of nachos. That’s the tin/silver color slash ornament gift of anniversaries if you believe whoever made that stuff up. Who would have believed it possible? NOT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO ASKED, “WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A WEBSITE ABOUT NACHOS?”, THAT’S WHO. But hello 2012, 2022 called from a cell phone because land lines aren’t a thing anymore, and Nachonomics has been going strong the whole time!
“But but but, what about 2021? NOT A LOT OF POSTS THEN NOW WERE THERE?” Well you’re right 2012 people, you got me, there obviously couldn’t be any problems in the intervening years that might have made it hard to go out and get order of nachos after order of nachos, week in, week out, as your body ages and begins falling apart due to destruction by sodium and cholesterol. So sure, maybe Nachonomics isn’t the exact website it was back in the day, but really, what is? Amazon used to just sell books, but look at it now! For a caterpillar to become a butterfly it has to be a pile of goop in a pod for a few weeks, and metaphorically it’s the same with websites. Also, how have we all just accepted that a smushy bland wormy thing can magically change into a beautiful winged ant creature and nobody thinks that’s bonkers? Magic of life I suppose.
Lill’ Baby Nachonomics is going into 5th grade now and about due for their meningococcal and HPV vaccinations, if I’m reading this chart on the internet correctly that is. Thanks for hanging out with us for the past 10 years, even if there haven’t been as many posts as you’d like recently. Don’t worry though, like the Taco Bell nachos you dropped in the back seat of your car and thought you cleaned up, on a hot day you’ll smell us for the rest of time…