It’s that time of year again: the time when there’s the big game in that sport you don’t follow with one team you don’t know and another you don’t like. The other possibility is that it’s your favorite sport and your two favorite teams are playing so that no matter which wins, you win! Either way, here we are, ANOTHER Super Bowl Sunday, and you need to be making some nachos ASAP for your big ol' party tonight. Foolishly you STILL have not picked up a copy of Recipes from the Nachonomicon, and no way would it get to you by tonight even if you ordered it now (but you should still try), so what are you going to do?
Last year we spoke of the benefits of one Harley Morenstein and Epic Meal Time when it comes to gigantic volumes of a certain food, such as the above $1,296/399,593 calorie nacho meal. Harley you may have sen in such films as Kevin Smith’s Tusk, or Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers, or the Kevin Smith segment of Holidays, and is definitely a character who doesn’t get enough credit, but perhaps you can spiritually do so by checking out any of the somewhat more reasonable nacho recipes below? Or just go crazy and spend the $1,296, because you probably have a tax return coming right? Go Football!