Episode 120 - Merry Christmas 8: Secret Santa (2015) & All Through The House (2015)

December 12, 2018 Nachonomics

The duo cover not one but TWO low-budget Christmas slashers: Secret Santa (2015) and All Through the House (2015). While the duo can’t recommend either, they bicker over their relative merits, with J.R. preferring the lighthearted, more adventurous (and total failure in everything it tries to do, save crushing your hopes and dreams that you might enjoy it) Secret Santa, with Derek going for the dreadful violent idiotic slog (which delivers everything it is supposed to for being a Christmas slasher film) that is All Through The House (you can tell who writes these descriptions!)(And who posts them!).

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Review: Rockafellas

about a day ago

In America’s second spookiest town after Silent Hill, across the street from the statue of Elizabeth Montgomery riding a broom, lies the famous Daniel Low Building. Formerly a church, the building became a department store in 1874 and became famous for their souvenir “Witch Spoons”. Sadly though, one cannot stay in business on spoons alone, especially if you’re not a spoon specific store, and Daniel Low & Co eventually closed its doors. These same doors (maybe they replaced the doors, idk) were later reopened as Rockafellas, “A PREMIER CASUAL RESTAURANT IN HISTORIC DOWNTOWN SALEM, MA WITH SUPERIOR FOOD, DRINKS, ENTERTAINMENT AND SERVICE.” And also Nachos Rockafellas, which are not to be confused with Nachos Rockefeller, which are a play on Oysters Rockefeller that probably doesn’t exist. Oh, and also THE HELLTINI.