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Episode 209 - Why Aren't Short Horror Stories Popular?

March 31, 2021 Nachonomics
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J.R. and Derek question why, in our time-scarce modern world, horror short stories are not more popular. A bit of self-interest on J.R.'s behalf, or a way to excuse his literary failures? Sure, but genuine curiosity as well.

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Episode 208 - Good/Bad Scenes Saving/Ruining Movies

March 24, 2021 Nachonomics
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There are a lot of bad films with good scenes. Indeed, the whole slasher genre is pretty much predicated on this. We discuss good scenes in bad films, bad scenes in good films, and Donald Sutherland's butt in Don't Look Now. We didn't want to, but our lawyers said we had to.

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Episode 207 - The Conspiracy Against The Human Race, Part 3

March 17, 2021 Nachonomics
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The duo finish Thomas Ligotti's "Conspiracy Against the Human Race," where the topics keep coming: atmosphere in supernatural horror, painless death and anxiety, fecal build-up, Terror Management Theory, and, of all things, Sweeney Todd.

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Episode 206 - The Conspiracy Against The Human Race, Part 2

March 10, 2021 Nachonomics
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The duo continue with "The Conspiracy Against the Human Race," as Thomas Ligotti discusses the fear of the body as a mechanical process, the uncanny, the self and choice, depression, transhumanism, the delusions of religion, and other topics that would get people to move away from you on the subway.

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Episode 205 - The Conspiracy Against The Human Race, Part 1

March 3, 2021 Nachonomics
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Feeling good recently? Well, put that on hold because the duo cover Thomas Ligotti's non-fiction "Conspiracy Against the Human Race," which argues that consciousness has made humans a living paradox and it is better to never have been born. Meaning, don't listen to this on a Monday.

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Episode 204 - Will Horror Still Hold the Same Appeal in Senescence?

February 24, 2021 Nachonomics
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As Derek and J.R. age into senility and despair (cool term: senescence), will horror still hold the same appeal? And what connection is there between supernatural horror and the transcendent or divine? Pretty heady stuff for two blathering morons, but here you go!

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Episode 203 - Can a Giant Monster Movie be Horror?

February 17, 2021 Nachonomics
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Derek asks the question, "Can a Giant Monster Movie by Horror?" After two botched attempts to record the episode, it doesn't go well. For anyone.

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Episode 202 - Horror Roundup, February 2021, Part 2

February 10, 2021 Nachonomics
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It's episode 202, it's a roundup, and you know how this works. We talk The Wolf House, Books of Blood, I Lost my Body, The Third Day, The Deeper You Dig, Antebellum, Super Dark Times, and Wyrd. Hours of entertainment summed up in 53 minutes for your enjoyment.

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Episode 201 - Horror Roundup, February 2021, Part 1

February 3, 2021 Nachonomics
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The boys are back. In black. Because they were killed and buried in black funeral attire and then got better. Better enough to review Climax, The Quatermass Trilogy, Deadly Games, Archenemy, #Alive, Some Kind of Hate, The Night Eats the World, and the Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition Malleus Monstrorum. Totally worth the return.

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Episode 200

December 23, 2020 Nachonomics
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Episode 199 - Merry Christmas 15: Deathcember (2019)

December 16, 2020 Nachonomics
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Think covering one film isn't enough? Well, the duo discuss Deathcember (2019), comprising 26 holiday-themed short horror films, although with that marathon number it gets a bit lax on "holiday-themed" and "horror." Let's see how this film's hit-to-miss ratio works out . . .

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Episode 198 - Merry Christmas 14: Nackles & Nicholas Was...

December 9, 2020 Nachonomics
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An invigorating spritz of an episode after the dregs of last week, as the duo cover two short works of Christmas-themed horror: "Nackles" by Donald Westlake, about the origins of Santa's rival; and "Nicholas Was" by Neil Gaiman, about a captive Santa who longs to retire.

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Episode 197 - Merry Christmas 13: Hanukkah (2019)

December 2, 2020 Nachonomics
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Our holiday selections have us digging through the bottom of the barrel, and we've done it, folks, we've covered the worst movie ever. Join us for a discussion of Hanukkah (2019), the abysmal slasher that somehow roped in Sid Haig and Dick Miller, a film that's even worse for the Jews than Harvey Weinstein . . . and it's made by a goyim! What a schmendrick! It's a shonda! Other Yiddish phrases!

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Episode 196 - Creeping Dread 3: She Dies Tomorrow (2020)

November 18, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo discuss the 2020 critical darling "She Dies Tomorrow." She may die tomorrow, but don't let her die with your five bucks in her pocket. We discuss why, even if you were interested in watching a movie about transmittable anxiety, this one ain't worth your time.

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Episode 195 - Creeping Dread 2: It Follows (2014)

November 11, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo reexamines the 2014 indie horror phenomenon "It Follows." Stupid kids in the land of dream logic, the psychological pain of being an ugly man in the movie, and the answers to some of the odder questions about the premise. And we got solutions. Check it out!

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Episode 194 - Creeping Dread 1: Anguish (2015)

November 4, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo discuss Anguish (2015), an underseen film about a teenage girl who becomes possessed by another girl... or is it all in her mind? It could have been a whole different type of film if they'd used a line of dialogue for the title: "I think my daughter is inside your daughter.”

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Episode 193 - Trick 'R Treat (2007) Halloween Spectular

October 28, 2020 Nachonomics
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The duo decide on an extra episode for Trick r Treat, revisiting the 2007 anthology film that everyone seems to love as they struggle to figure out why the movie doesn't work for them. Probably because there's no shirtless Dylan Baker.

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Episode 192 - Horror Roundup, October 2020, Part 3

October 21, 2020 Nachonomics
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In this, the spookiest month of the year, the gang gets terrifying with The WNUF Halloween Special, Jaws the novel, Scare Me, Sweet Home, Unsane, the Manley Wade Wellman Silver John stories, Z, The Taking of Deborah Logan, Freaks, and Get Duked. What, did you expect something more halloweeny? Go watch that new Adam Sandler movie if that’s what it takes to please you.

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Episode 191 - Horror Roundup, October 2020, Part 2

October 14, 2020 Nachonomics
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The gang is still live, still in person, and still using mics like professionals. Today's roundup includes Lake of Death, Itsy Bitsy, Host, Dark Waters, and Get In. Nobody living in a pocket butt dimension this week, sorry folks.

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Episode 190 - Horror Roundup, October 2020, Part 1

October 7, 2020 Nachonomics
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The gang is live and in person and forget that both need to be the same distance from the mic when doing that. That's not going to stop them from reviewing some gems like Butt Boy, The Shed, Ghost Stories, I'm Thinking of Ending Things, and Thelma. You already know which is going to be the best of these five.

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Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

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A copy of "The Field Guide to Nachos", "Nachos & You", and "Recipes from the Nachonomicon". This is literally and literately all the nacho knowledge you will ever require.

The Field Guide to Nachos, a pocket sized reference to the history, types, and background of the greatest of Mexican delicacies.

  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

  • KNOW... the real difference between natural cheese versus pasteurized processed cheese product. It's terrifying.

  • DIFFERENTIATE... between kinds of popular nachos that are to be found in our modern restaurants.

Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.

  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

  • LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.

  • KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.

  • EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.

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  • READ... The History of the Nachonomicon and how it became the blueprint for all the nachos you know and love today!

  • LEARN... How to cook the finest examples of each member of the nacho family from "Artisanal" to "Single Serving." (There's no general type of nacho that begins with "Z" so that's as good as it gets alphabet wise, and I wouldn't want to trick you into thinking there was a type of called "ZBBQ Nachos" or something.)

  • KNOW... The joy that comes of making you, or a loved one, a delicious meal of nachos that will both satiate your hunger and allow you to know the true satisfaction of being able to provide the sustenance to keep a human being alive.

  • TASTE... Nachos, and lots of them, once you make them of course.

With these three books, you can feel secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to give a T.E.D. talk on every single aspect of nachos. Probably closer to three T.E.D. talks as a matter of fact! Do they even let you do that? I don't know, but with nacho knowledge like yours you will undoubtedly be the first!

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