Now I'm all for puns, or paronomasias, but there's one pun I have no time for. Can you guess what it is? Well, if you can call the above picture an infographic, than the above infographic has probably filled you in on my least favorite homophonic pun.
Some consider the pun one of the laziest forms of humor, but not me. However, replacing "not your" with "nacho", as in "What do you call the cheese of another man? NACHO cheese!", I have never cared for, and this hatred goes back long before I made nachos my bag. It's just stupid. Seriously. Never make a joke that uses it...
...unless you're a seriously drunk lady trying to tell your husband a terrible joke, in which case it's totes fine.
Other than that though, never, ever use it. Never. NEVER.