Have you ever had nightmare of a hairy bacon smelling monster hovering over your bed while you sleep? If so, chances are that you’ve subliminally seen the internet sensation Epic Meal Time and it’s furry figurehead, Harley Morenstein, seen here drunkenly chewing through an umbilical cord.

Or pimping Hardee’s new bacon burger thing:

Or in the commercial for Just Dance 4 for no damn reason.

While his love for bacon is obvious and has no bounds, he also has a deep love for nachos, especially for breakfast.

Now, don’t you want to try those yourself? Well here’s the exact recipe from the second tier Epic Meal Time cast!

Now those are some true breakfast nachos, but as Harley would say, no breakfast, or any meal for that matter, is complete without bacon. We’ve all had nachos with bacon on top, but that’s for the birds. Watch him take bacon nachos to the next level.

Now, I’m not saying that I went out and made these as soon as I watched this video, but I’m not saying that I didn’t. Frankly it’s the only thing that can let me sleep through the nightmares...