Nachos Time: Nachos in the News - A convenient mouthful of short form nacho news, topped with the cheese of truth, jalapeno slices of journalism, beans of education, and other toppings of various questionable informative analogies. We bring you nacho news one chip at a time.
Welcome to Nachos Time, for when nacho related things happen in the news, but nothing in depth to write a real article about. Here’s what’s been going on with nachos recently:
ON NACHOS IN BASKETBALL
Basketball team the Denver Nuggets, or the Den’ Nugs, the same team that not so long ago decided to ban nachos in the locker room and were doing terribly because of it, are apparently turning around, due ironically in this case to an incident involving nachos, THE VERY FOOD THEY DECIDED TO BAN IN THE LOCKER ROOM I TOLD YOU ABOUT EARLIER IN THIS OVERLONG SENTENCE! Allow point guard Ty Lawson to explain.
They get rid of nachos, they suck. They bring nachos back, boom, 31 points. I don’t know much about sports, but I think the facts speak for themselves.
ON CHILDREN CHOKING ON NACHOS
Back when I was in school you didn’t get nachos in the cafeteria. If you were lucky you got Pizza Grilled Cheese on alternating Fridays, which was delicious but not something you want to serve growing kids to keep them healthy. Also they might not have served nachos because they’re choking hazards for tiny humans with miniature esophaguses. Good thing there are custodians like John “The Janitor” Mason on the job.
ON A NACHO WORKOUT
So these are some things you can do to work off eating some nachos. Why you would only eat half a plate as she describes is beyond me, but as a diet website I presume they know what they’re talking about. Of course if the only thing you ate during the day was a plate of nacho that would still put you 800 calories less than your average 2000 calorie diet and in itself be a diet. Look at that, I just made up The Nacho Diet. Check please.
