Video: Nicole Brown Simpson's Nachos

May 25, 2015 Dex Gormenghast

In our first episode of Real Chefs Cook Dumb Recipes, Hugh Acheson keeps up with the Kardashians, making some of Kris Jenner's favorite chicken nachos by Nicole Simpson from her cookbook "In The Kitchen with Kris Jenner."

I don't know if "socialite" is the word you'd use to describe Kris Jenner, but if so then Socialite Kris Jenner has recently written a cookbook, and in it you can learn the secret of friend/murder victim Nicole Brown Simpson's nachos. Now, I'm not going to say that putting in the recipes of a famous murder victim is in bad taste, but I'm also not going to say that Nicole Brown Simpson faked her death and changed her name to Megyn Kelly and is now an anchor on FOX news, because they look similar. I will leave all such borderline slanderous comments to celebrity chef Hugh Acheson as he recreates the recipe for NBS's famous chicken nachos, found in Kris Jenner's new cookbook. Let him explain how they are.

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