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2016 Nacho Gift Guide

December 5, 2016 Nachonomics

It's Christmas again, but wait, it's the beginning of the month, and you're on the ball looking for Christmas presents? Well, applause applause, look at you. There's still a bit of time for you to get your nacho lover exactly what they want in this world of nachos so hopefully the below will steer you in the right direction.


As you sit there looking at your Christmas Tree I'm sure you have your holiday standard Krampus ornaments already, but do you have a nacho ornament? No? Well you can now! They are even helpfully labeled as "Nachos" in case you forget!


Rosarita Nacho Cheese Sauce, 106 Ounce
$11.71
Buy on Amazon

Now normally we here at Nachonomics want nothing to do with Nacho Cheese Sauce, but the fact that you can buy a comical almost 7 pounds of it in a giant can should liven up any sort of Secret Santa or Yankee Swap you may be going to.


RageOn Men's Nachos T-Shirt MD Multi
$39.99
Buy on Amazon

There are nacho shirts and then there are nacho shirts. This is a hell of a nacho shirt. If you felt you needed to have apparel that would be at home in the wardrobe of Die Antwood, here you go.


¡Buenos Nachos!
$19.07
By Gina Hamadey
Buy on Amazon

The SECOND best book on nachos released this year, Buenos Nachos (Not to be confused with the Kim Possible book of the same name) is a delight. Still more recipe than nacho lore for my liking, if you want to impress someone with a lovely book for your coffee table, this is it for you.


And lastly if you want a simple, elegant collection of nacho paraphernalia consisting of a pile of shirt, books, stickers, and post cards this catch all pack gives you a little bit of everything for your nacho lover.


That's it folks, providing you're not trying to buy someone more than 5 nacho related things this you you are totally covered. If you are however, let me suggest that even the most adamant nacho lover in your life probably would like something that is not nacho related as well, so, you know, branch out a bit.


In 2016
← Merchandise: Recipes from the NachonomiconTHE CYBERIST OF MONDAYS! →

Nachonomics: ('na-cho-'na-miks)

noun. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and distribution of nachos.

Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
Book: Complete Nacho Knowledge
$20.00

A copy of "The Field Guide to Nachos", "Nachos & You", and "Recipes from the Nachonomicon". This is literally and literately all the nacho knowledge you will ever require.

The Field Guide to Nachos, a pocket sized reference to the history, types, and background of the greatest of Mexican delicacies.

  • READ... The true story of how Ignacio Anaya created "The Nacho" in 1943.

  • LEARN... How nachos moved from Mexico and spread across America like shredded cheese melting across a pile of chips.

  • KNOW... the real difference between natural cheese versus pasteurized processed cheese product. It's terrifying.

  • DIFFERENTIATE... between kinds of popular nachos that are to be found in our modern restaurants.

Nachos & You, a pocket sized manual on, well, living your life the nacho way.

  • READ... The "true" story of how Gentleman Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the upstanding Frank Liberto of Rico's or the Frank Liberto of Martin Luther King Jr. assassination infamy) created "The Nacho" in 1976. I say "true" because it is an obvious satire and parody.

  • LEARN... To pickle your own jalapenos for varying degrees of “fun” and “profit”, but more importantly bragging rights on being more artisinal than your friends.

  • KNOW... The science of creating nachos with circular chips as opposed to triangular chips and when to use each so as to not cause embarrassing cultural faux pas.

  • EXPERIENCE... The terror of “Nacho Fingers”, and the joy of curing yourself of them to avoid being ostracized by the community at large.

Recipes from the Nachonomicon, a pocket sized cookbook of all the finest types of nachos from throughout the ages, all now easily available at your fingertips.

  • READ... The History of the Nachonomicon and how it became the blueprint for all the nachos you know and love today!

  • LEARN... How to cook the finest examples of each member of the nacho family from "Artisanal" to "Single Serving." (There's no general type of nacho that begins with "Z" so that's as good as it gets alphabet wise, and I wouldn't want to trick you into thinking there was a type of called "ZBBQ Nachos" or something.)

  • KNOW... The joy that comes of making you, or a loved one, a delicious meal of nachos that will both satiate your hunger and allow you to know the true satisfaction of being able to provide the sustenance to keep a human being alive.

  • TASTE... Nachos, and lots of them, once you make them of course.

With these three books, you can feel secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to give a T.E.D. talk on every single aspect of nachos. Probably closer to three T.E.D. talks as a matter of fact! Do they even let you do that? I don't know, but with nacho knowledge like yours you will undoubtedly be the first!

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