Romance... romance is in the air once again, like the noisome odor of a 5 lb can of generic nacho cheese bubbling away in a pot on your stove top. Or most likely if you are cooking up 5 lbs of nacho cheese romance is NOT in the air because you are a goddamn monster and nobody could ever love you due to your disgusting choice in "cheese". Not being with someone you love might be a choice, but it could just be fate. That is love. What isn't a choice however is your selection of cheeses you choose to consume, and whichever one you might pick it certainly shouldn't be generic nacho cheese. Valentine's Day is about love yes, so maybe you should spend this day loving yourself and treating yourself to some delicious nachos with real cheese. You've earned it friend.