There are few people with a voice sexy and sultry enough to sing about nachos, and even fewer who could sing about the heartbreak of having to say goodbye to them. Fortunately for us, Jumoke Hill embodies both.
It'll take more than just a stroll through an estuary and some goats to bring a tear to my eye, but when I hear the lyrics,
“although you look good to me, I cannot eat cause you’re killing me, all the calories”
I can’t help but feel inside. While nachos are one of the tastiest foods around, there is no way to get around the fact that they are incredibly calorie heavy. The video appears to contain either a Taco Bell Nacho Supreme or Nacho Bellgrande, which as you can see below contain quite a bit of unhealthiness.
Honestly, did you expect nachos to be healthy?
Is there hope for a healthy nacho out there? Maybe one day, but probably not a fast-food restaurant. More importantly, is there hope for Jumoke Hill rekindling his love of nachos? All we have to do is listen to the lyrics to know they’ll probably be back in his life.
"Nachos, you know I really love you
You make me so happy you do
Sour cream, nacho cheese, I'm really gonna miss you
cause I'm not going to eat you no more
or at least right now"