ANOTHER SUPER BOWL!!!

February 3, 2019 Nachonomics

It’s that time of year again: the time when there’s the big game in that sport you don’t follow with one team you don’t know and another you don’t like. The other possibility is that it’s your favorite sport and your two favorite teams are playing so that no matter which wins, you win! Either way, here we are, ANOTHER Super Bowl Sunday, and you need to be making some nachos ASAP for your big ol' party tonight. Foolishly you STILL have not picked up a copy of Recipes from the Nachonomicon, and no way would it get to you by tonight even if you ordered it now (but you should still try), so what are you going to do?

Last year we spoke of the benefits of one Harley Morenstein and Epic Meal Time when it comes to gigantic volumes of a certain food, such as the above $1,296/399,593 calorie nacho meal. Harley you may have sen in such films as Kevin Smith’s Tusk, or Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers, or the Kevin Smith segment of Holidays, and is definitely a character who doesn’t get enough credit, but perhaps you can spiritually do so by checking out any of the somewhat more reasonable nacho recipes below? Or just go crazy and spend the $1,296, because you probably have a tax return coming right? Go Football!

Harry Potter Nachos?

January 25, 2019 Nachonomics

When it comes to Star Wars I might not be an expert, but I can tell my Jar-Jar from my Tauntaun, because I was a child when those came out. Children remember stuff like that and dinosaur names and truck types and whatever you have space in your head for when you don’t need to worry about a job or a life. I was not a child when Harry Potter came out, but I still read all those books and watched the movies because I am a human being living in America following the cultural wave that was the whole wizarding phenomena. That being said, I couldn’t tell you a whole lot about the ol’ Potterverse mythos, but I am aware of the non-alcoholic wizard beer for wizard children known as “Butterbeer”. That’s right, just because you’re a wizard child who doesn’t drink Coke products doesn’t mean you can’t get diabetes or heart problems. Now though, or the end of the month rather, you as well can also get diabetes and heart problems, along with nachos, at a Butterbeer and Nacho food truck!

Play With Your Food: Spikey Sam's Nachomania

January 15, 2019 Nachonomics

Another day of the month with a five in it, another edition of “Play With Your Food”, the internet’s first and only game review segment dedicated solely to nacho related games. Are you shocked that there are this many nacho games in existence to begin with? I sure know that I am! That there were even enough available to make two of these posts, let alone a third one, is truly mind blowing. But like celebrity deaths, the third is always the worst/best, and that brings us to today’s game, Spikey Sam’s Nachomania.

A Tale of Two New Taco Bell Nachos

January 5, 2019 Nachonomics

Because we have in the past made such outrageous accusations about Taco Bell like that they’re ok but you can do better if you want to spend a few bucks more, we’ve been accused of being Taco Bell haters who loathe the common man. Apparently approving of their tasty new Nacho Fries or thinking that they don’t need to give out free nachos just because someone gives birth in their parking lot don’t count for anything, but hey, that’s the internet for you! So perhaps it will blow your mind when we say that there is not one, but in fact TWO new Taco Bell nachos that we are actively looking forward to!