Sometimes you’re home alone. Sometimes you just want something hot and easy to cook. Sometimes you just want something cheesy and greasy. Sometimes you don’t, but when you do and want something nacho related while wandering around the frozen food section you may come across a consumable called “Nacho Bites”. Sure, nachos themselves are bite sized, but if you want something in a bag rather than actually making nachos, which would take about the same amount of time to put together and cook ultimately, there are these bad boys.
Nacho Bite, I think you mean Quesadilla Bite.
Hey, you know what you call a cooked corn wrap filled with nacho cheese, chicken, and I guess some spices? I don’t know, but you certainly don’t call it nachos. Is it a quesadilla with a corn based wrapping? Meh, I don’t know, but it’s certainly closer to that than nachos. Is it a Hot Pocket made with a chip pocket? Now you’re getting closer, but still, not nachos. Is it some kind of typical finger food that you wouldn’t describe as good because it’s tasty but you know so terrible for you? Yes, but under no circumstance is it nachos.
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Ultimately these things aren’t bad, if you’re in the mood for something crunchy, cheesy, and greasy at some sort of party or get together, but I would hope if you’re home alone you won’t be so sad as to sit there in front of your oven and wait for these things to cook. I get it, you’re lonely, you’re hungry, but have some dignity, you’re better than this. All that being said, these things aren’t bad if your only qualifications are (1) crunchy, (2) cheesy, and (3) greasy, but they’re not nachos by a long shot.
