What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, but love is like an order of nachos. Many a poet over many a year has tried to compare love to many a thing, from vegetation to minerals to animals. ALL ARE INCORRECT. Love is nachos or it is nothing. Why? It has a firm, crunchy foundation. If there is not the proper amount of cheese, you screwed it up. Every now and then you get a really spicy bit. You can keep going back for more and more and it’s never enough. Sometimes beans and cilantro get stuck in your teeth. It’s better if covered in guacamole. Don’t go looking for it at a 7-11. Anyhow, I think you know what I’m getting at here, so just copy-paste the above into a Valentine’s card and you’ll be all set for the year with your lover, guarenteed.