To be fair, the video below is more of a Portable Chip and Dip Delivery System, and we all know that chips and dip are not nachos, but it’s a solid first draft towards portable nachos.
Let’s break this down:
CHIPS: You can’t have chips in a coin dispenser, they’d shatter when you tried to pull them out. What you’d need is a semi-hard fanny pack (British readers, by “Fanny Pack” we’re talking about the American bag thing you wear around your waist, not what you’re thinking of) on your front to keep the chips and prevent them from being smashed. The lid of this bag would open away from you so you could use it as a plate for your nachos.
CHEESE: Unfortunately nacho cheese would be the way to go. Regular cheese wouldn’t remain liquified for long enough to remain useful, even if you stored the bags containing them in your armpits, which would also be disgusting. A camelback container could be modified so that every time you flexed your back muscles it could cause cheese to squirt out as opposed to sucking it out through a tube like you’re syphoning gas from your neighbors car.
TOPPINGS: The chilled vest isn’t a bad idea, but if it was some sort of chilled photographer’s vest there could be pockets for containers of each ingredient.
Using your fanny pack plate, you can assemble your nachos to your liking on the lid plate and once finished close it back up for an easy clean up.
Maybe I’ll have to make my own video...